Saturday, January 24, 2009

I stole this from the filthy Dominican Jess.

"Perfect Partner"

1.How tall should they be?
5'2"-5'5", I guess?

2.What should they weigh?
I'm not sure about women's weight. Like, how big is fat? I just don't want obesity.

3.What hair color should they have?
Anything conventional and not blond. I gravitate toward darker hair, though.

4.What kind of personality should they have?
Her own... I hate follwers.

5.Older or younger?
Older.

6.Serious or carefree?
Somewhere in the middle?

7.Spontaneous or hesitant?
Spontaneous, of course.

8.Brutally honest or tight-lipped?
I enjoy honesty, but there's a way to be honest without hurting feelings.

9.Beautiful or intelligent?
Beautifully intelligent.

10.Movie or a restaurant?
Movie.

11.What film actor should they most be like?
Paula Patton - beautiful and makes her own regardless of her man's success.

12.What singer should they most be like?
Chrisette Michele's sensuality with a personality as big as Beyonce's.

13.Should they make all the money?
Not at all.

14.Do they need to cook?
Indeed.

15.What is their best body part?
I like eyes, lips, tummies, and butts... Either/or or all is fine.

16.What body part do you not care about?
Knuckles.

17.Desk job or physical labour?
Desk job.

18.What car should they drive?
Something that she loves.

19.What one thing completely turns you off?
Laziness and bad hygiene.

20.What one thing completely turns you on?
I'd be here all day tell you that.

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I'm blessed. I did this list with her from my mind and I went back to check through it. She's everything that I've described. I know this, seriously. I don't tailor my wants to who she is, you know? Like she's exactly what I want and more than I even knew I wanted. Does that make sense? Let me try to explain: Say if I don't like the red hair, but she has it. Then I would want it only because she had it. It's not like that with her. She's everything I want without me having to want it only because of her. I hope that made better sense.

She's everything that I could ever need as well. She's a perfect 5'2". I know since I'm a giant, that makes no sense - but I'm definitely in love with smaller women. She's needlessly to say beautiful and extremely ivy league intelligent. Really. She's going to kill me for putting that out, but I can't help it. Spontaneous isn't the word for her. Is you ADHD? Lol, kidding. I mean, everything down that list is exactly what she is. Those are things that I wanted before and that I won't settle for less. I don't have to settle for less. She's gives me more than I expect, though.

All I can really say is that I'm blessed and that I hope you find what I have one day.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Church!

Anonymous said...

You punk bitch. I swear you Puerto Ricans are dumber than the mud you squirmed out of.

Adina Renée. said...

lmfao @ ol' girl above me.

Chmy said...

Awe!
How precious is that!?