She's definitely going to kill me for this. You only live once, so hey? Since I can't seem to get into the Christmas cheer this year, I'll let her give my blog all of the jolliness it needs. It's December 1st and she's already decorated two trees. Now, ain't that some stuff? Y'all better not catch up. I'm stealing the tree she's pictured with and any ones that you try to set up. The eff? Christmas doesn't live here anymore. Sidebar: Notice how I said eff and not... Well, you get the picture. Momma told me never curse in front of a lady. It's a little too late for that, but I'll exercise it right now. Moving right along. Do you know how many people hit me up to tell me that the Grinch was on ABC? Lol, niggas - I know I'm on TV. I have a contract with them. Never mind that I just said the n-word, by the way. Yea, seriously! They pay me when I'm on their network. I gets money, money I gets. I'm going to steal their Christmas too. That's what you get for doing business with a cat like me. I'm trying really hard not to curse in this post. I'm also trying to type super soft because she's asleep and I don't want her to wake up and ask me what I'm doing. Uh oh? Busted? Not me. I snuck out of bed to blog because I just felt like being a rebel. She'll question me about it tomorrow and I'll deny it. I might just hulk up and be like "Woman!? The heck is you questionin' me for? Dang! Can I live?" In a million years, right? It sounds nice in theory, but we know only Adam lives there. Oh, what a nice little Lauryn Hill drop that was! I don't think any of you got it. Anyway, back to me gettin' all The Incredible Jay on that butt. Lmao, that sounds so lame. I want to say the a-word so bad; although ass isn't a curse word when used in it's proper form. Anyway, isn't she a cutie? Go baby, root root. I'm just so in love. Lol, I only said that to make you sick. Did it work? Are you tired of me bragging about my magnificent love life? I'm making myself sick bragging about it. Lol, I think it's time for a new paragraph. This should have been like six in itself.

Ah, you hear this Hov? That track is so sexy. Kanye did a great job on the beat. I'm trying to go ahead and remix this. So far with the three tracks I've heard - I'm in love with BP3. Jockin' Jay-Z, History, Brooklyn(Go Hard) - owww! Let's see how many niggas start false claimin' Brooklyn after this. Man, he's snapping on this song though. Like, you have to listen to what the heck he's saying. The second verse is especially ill. It makes me wish I could write something like that. Seriously. I'm going to just bite his lyrics. I mean, he bites them his d-word-ed self. Dang, it's so hard not to curse.

I'm starting classes on January 10th. Happy? I know I am. I have an interview for a job on February 12th, 2009. Now, please explain to me how the heck that is possible? That's extra stupid. Lol, like are you serious? This is the only time you can get me in for an interview? I hope all of you die. They pretty much gave me one of those "I have to babysit" turn downs. I just laughed at it. I thought it was quite humorous. Sadly, I'm going to show up too. That's if I don't have some amazing job by then. I'm counting on having an amazing job, though. So keep me in your prayers. While you pray, I'll steal your Christmas.

Happy Holidays from Ki, not I.

Edit: Jay-Z got bumped for this John Legend song! This shit is hilarious. I was searching on YouTube and I ran across it. Listen and what not. This is the only holiday song I'll put on my blog. The rest will be angry and mean. Grr!