Thursday, March 20, 2008

81.

"I'm not gay, I'm very homo."

For real though, China?

I swear China says the gayest shit ever. Every blog I have another gay comment of hers to start off with. That's my nigga though and I wouldn't trade her for the world. She just needs to hurry up and turn eighteen so I can stick her guts out. Lmao, bullshittin'. That's one of the people that I don't have to worry about when it comes to the future. I know she's going to successful by all admissions. She's going to make me proud and I'ma be flippin' burgers at some fast food joint like, "Nigga, I used to know her!" - The one of my many baby's mothers will approach me like, "IF YOU USED TO KNOW HER, GO GET SOME MONEY FOR THEM DAMNED DIAPERS FROM HER!" - Oops, my bad?

Lol, seriously. Everyone, I know that last blog was super long. That wasn't for you to really read, it was for me to speak on. That's a memory that's been on my mind and I guess I just had to let it all out at once. I'm not sure if you know the feeling of falling out with a person you'd consider to be your best friend, but that shit isn't cool. Especially when you and the person been through so much. You know? So stop complaining about that damned blog and go get a hooked on phonics. Oh, but yea - there goes the bitch deleting me from her life and shit again. Changing blog links and shit. Mhm? Fashoooo! Ho, don't get stalked.

The past is the past.
I'm presently thinking about the future.

If somebody don't get this nigga Drey a baby bottle pop. Lol, I read this nigga blog and he says "Jay jocks everything I do." - Not at all, nigga. This man came at me like I stole his blog shit? Smmfh, I had NIKETHEORY before you existed. 'Twas the name of my shoe blog. Nike.theory SN came from the blog name, which I been had. I have a billion other screen names just incase I get tired of one.

nike.theory
black.nikes
sovereign_hiphop
money_over_bullsh1t
blunts.and_nikes
mr.jay_adams
www.fuxkyou_com

Don't go adding those SNs ho, because I'll shoot you. Each screen name comes off of a blog title that I have. When I change blogs I log onto a different screen name. Hence, mr.jay_adams being the screen name for the www.mrjayadams.blogspot.com one? Ahh, catch up. Then this nigglet gone hop in my box like "I had sexy lady up yesterday, and now you have sexy lady up!" Smfh, I wasn't 'eem home yesterday(two days ago). Plus it was a Joe Budden line.

Sexy lady, it was nice to know you, gotta move on.
They can't chip my armor, a nigga too strong.

So, anyway. I'm sitting here doing nothing. I got a call back from my job today. They want me to come in tomorrow at 3 and I start next week. I'm about to get that guap, hoes. So yea, I'm sitting here talking to Stace Bitchassness. You know, the little ass girl? Yea, her. Stupid ass nigga gone fall asleep all early last night. Nobody gives a fuck about your "important" job that you have to sleep for. Nigga, be normal and become an insomniac like the rest of us. You dig?! Hold up, my phone is filling up with texts, let me reply. Smfh at this bitch asking me who was that blog about. Nigga, I said a name is not needed. If she read it, she knows it's to her. If you weren't my best friend then it's not to any of you. Okay? Okay. Gawddamn, nigga - let it ride out and all that. Now back to Stacey, this nigga went to sleep all early. We were supposed to watch a movie last night. I got home and the little ass girl was sleep. The fuck? Wake your ass up! And ugh at this broad still asking about the person the other blog is about. Chill.

On some serious shit, you know what? I had something to talk about - but I really don't feel like typing anymore. So, yea - be easy niggas. I guess I'ma stop puttin' personal shit in these blogs. I don't write them shits to get asked about it. Sad thing is, she's not the only one who's all up in my business about it. What I write in my blog, stays in my blog. I don't write it to talk about it later. If I write it, then that's the end of it. Stop asking me shit. All of you.

Bye.

4 comments:

stacey. said...

-goes to ask you if you were talking about me-


LMAO.

NIKE THEORY said...

Ugh, Stacey - you're so wack!

Lizzy said...

Hey Jamesy and the giant peach!

Don't get drey a baby bottle pop.
I want one
:/

Chmy said...

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leave me alone. I don't say gay things on purpoooooose! Lol! I meant "I'm very hetero."

Ugh.

And if you need diaper money, just holler at me. Psh, ain't nothing wrong with flipping burgers! I'll come everyday, and buy a million burgers from you! See how we help each other?

=]