You're not to big, you're just thick in the waist. - Right, boo? I'm not even tellin' you that because I know that's what you want to hear! Okay, sike. Lol, when this song came out I swear I was knockin' that shit so tough. Shit, but what's up? Today was a pretty chill ass day, just like my past few days. I went to sleep at like 11am and got back up at around 4pm. You know, those recovering insomniac hours! Lol! Dudde, but guess what? My birthday is in 15 days! I'll be 19. I'm so old! I know, right? Bitch - save your young jokes. Don't get kil't, stupid ho. March 5th, remember it. Guess what though? In all of my 18 years, I've never met someone who has the same birthday as me. Chelsie and I have the same fucking birthday! Dude, go figure. We're gangsters. Oh, she's a cute little white girl too, I swear. Rawr? Yea, rawr.
Fuuccck, I can't wait for my taxes to get here. I'm about to get two new phones, beootch! Blackjack 2 and a T-Mobile Wing. Yes, I paid off my T-Mobile! Finally, right? When I get these phones, I'll turn my texting back on for both phones. Don't get your panties in a bunch. The first time I get a chain letter will be the first time they get cut back off though. Anyway, speaking of taxes, I'm getting a new watch. My nigga Dee showed me this one website a few months ago. I've already order one watch off of the site. Here it is.
Fuuccck, I can't wait for my taxes to get here. I'm about to get two new phones, beootch! Blackjack 2 and a T-Mobile Wing. Yes, I paid off my T-Mobile! Finally, right? When I get these phones, I'll turn my texting back on for both phones. Don't get your panties in a bunch. The first time I get a chain letter will be the first time they get cut back off though. Anyway, speaking of taxes, I'm getting a new watch. My nigga Dee showed me this one website a few months ago. I've already order one watch off of the site. Here it is.
Before you ask, hell nah I can't tell time on that bitch. Lmao, I just wear it for show. I would post another picture with it light up and shit, but I don't want no one to know where I got it from! Adopt children, not style. The other one I'm getting is ultra fly, but I see a few more that I want. So now I'm stuck in a tight spot. I can only afford one after I buy my phones and get certain shit down after my taxes come.
You know what dudes? I got it from Tokyo Flash. Ehh, if you want it ga'head. I better not see nobody with one though, or I'ma be mad. Y'all ol' bitin' ass niggas. Fall back off a nigga swag though! Lmao, funny - my dude Dee told me about the site. I'ma still be mad if I see one of y'all with it. Yep, I don't even have the right to be mad - but I'ma be ultra voltron heated. Why am I going to be heated? Bitch because I am. You better not have it on. I got dibs on them hoes. Lmao, Dee can rock one. His white bitches buy his for him though. I think I need to get on some pimp shit like this nigga. LMAO!
Ehh, okay - so far this whole blog post has been fairly light hearted. There are a few things on my mind though. Are you interested? Nevermind, I don't even want to tell you. So moving on, I ate chicken today. Lol, sike! I'll tell you, broooo! Chill out. Uhm yea, I'm kind of confused. I talked to my sister briefly on the situation earlier. I'm trying to get back into the "dating" world and shit like that, you know? Everytime I find someone, there is a fucking big ass road block. Lmao, how gay right? Funny you should say gay. Moving on. This time, eh? Shorty is in a relationship, which is foul of me to even considering liking her when she's with someone. I mean, I could pull a Jessy and wait until her companion fucks up and snatch her up. You know? Right Brooke? Good game. LOL, I quit. I'm sayin' though, but that would be kind of shady on my behalf, wouldn't it? I'm saying, I always start liking someone then find out I can't even act on the attraction. That's some ultra homo shit. I mean, I'm willing to wait though - yessir? Nossir? Yes, I am. Let's just see, I'll keep my nosey little bitches posted. Okay, bitch? Alright.
Okay, secondly. My mixtape Board of Directors if officially two fucking weeks late. I'm so upset about that one. I'm not upset that it's late, I'm more upset that Jorodd hasn't gotten at me in two weeks to let me know the status of my project. We agreed to do this shit and have it out on a certain date, and on that certain date - his shit isn't done. All he had to do was record four verses. If he couldn't have gotten it done, just let me know. You know? It's been two weeks - I don't know if dude is dead or alive. Why haven't I got at him? Because I feel like I shouldn't have to. I shouldn't have to stay on top of a grown man's head to get his job done. That's not how I handle my shit. Knoxx made a good point though, because this makes me look bad. I have people waiting on this, like SERIOUSLY waiting. The fucked up thing is, I have no answer for them.
Okay, third thing. Before I get into that, I'm keeping these things short so y'all don't have to be bitchin' about how long the shit is. Even though Juelz made an awesome point. Bitch, a blog is to be read - stop crying about how long they are. Right now, I'm only typing to make it longer and give your bitch ass more to read before I get to the third point. You tired yet? Fuck I'm cold. Anyway, the third thing is college and getting a job. Man, I need to pick some shit up quick. I have to get my apartment paid for so I can dip out to Florida for college. Ehh, I need a damned black. Yea though, my cousin Scripts and I figured we'd save up 5 G's or close to it a piece. So I'ma really have to hustle up by the summer, you know? We'll get that shit straight though. This bitch nigga needs to fucking look into the school and request information though! Dumb ass nigga.
I never had shit, but a bad bitch. Nah, let me stop lyin' most of y'all was average! Lol, I'm sayin' though - talk to these niggas Joey. That's some real shit. I feel exactly what the fuck you sayin'. I mean, my ex females are all gorgeous. If you see who I date, you'd think I was shallow. All of my females are light skinned, pretty face, good hair. Ehh? my bad. What I'm saying though, my exes are an impressive array of women, but they're all average due to their attitudes and everything. With me, an attitude can make you ugly. Shorty, you have a gorgeous attitude which makes you a gorgeous person. - Whoever figured out that I'm talking to them, you'll get a cookie. Ask me personally if I'm talking about you and I'll tell you.
Ahh, All Of Me is on, y'all know how I feel about this song. Lol, no need to go into detail about it. I need to put Walk With Me on there though. Now that shit is fucking lovely. Come and take a walk with me. I need y'all to see what I'm goin' through and feel what I feel. If you got time to come and take a walk with me! This blog gettin' long, right? Lol, Diamond's ol' silly ass just hit me up.
d i a m o n d . ™: Imma go bald
d i a m o n d . ™: Cut my hair
d i a m o n d . ™: Eat my veggies
d i a m o n d . ™: Grow some
d i a m o n d . ™: And get smooth skin!
d i a m o n d . ™: To look like u
Reminds me, I have to add her to the Shoe Shiner's list. Damn, I wonder what my bitch ass London-London is doing? Her ol' famous ass. I'ma get at her when I finish this blog. Her old ass. I swear Jae, Elle, & Cue are the same people. Think about it! They all have a letter as a nickname. It has to be an initial. I'm telling you, that shit is short for Johnny Leroy Quinton! Lol, man - I haven't talked to Cuewbew today either. Jae hit me up - [blushes]. Her ol' wack ass. That's like the three stooges right there. Is it long enough for you? Alright, I'll quit.
WHYWHENIMABOUTTOCRASHIGOFASTER.
Outro.
Ehh, okay - so far this whole blog post has been fairly light hearted. There are a few things on my mind though. Are you interested? Nevermind, I don't even want to tell you. So moving on, I ate chicken today. Lol, sike! I'll tell you, broooo! Chill out. Uhm yea, I'm kind of confused. I talked to my sister briefly on the situation earlier. I'm trying to get back into the "dating" world and shit like that, you know? Everytime I find someone, there is a fucking big ass road block. Lmao, how gay right? Funny you should say gay. Moving on. This time, eh? Shorty is in a relationship, which is foul of me to even considering liking her when she's with someone. I mean, I could pull a Jessy and wait until her companion fucks up and snatch her up. You know? Right Brooke? Good game. LOL, I quit. I'm sayin' though, but that would be kind of shady on my behalf, wouldn't it? I'm saying, I always start liking someone then find out I can't even act on the attraction. That's some ultra homo shit. I mean, I'm willing to wait though - yessir? Nossir? Yes, I am. Let's just see, I'll keep my nosey little bitches posted. Okay, bitch? Alright.
Okay, secondly. My mixtape Board of Directors if officially two fucking weeks late. I'm so upset about that one. I'm not upset that it's late, I'm more upset that Jorodd hasn't gotten at me in two weeks to let me know the status of my project. We agreed to do this shit and have it out on a certain date, and on that certain date - his shit isn't done. All he had to do was record four verses. If he couldn't have gotten it done, just let me know. You know? It's been two weeks - I don't know if dude is dead or alive. Why haven't I got at him? Because I feel like I shouldn't have to. I shouldn't have to stay on top of a grown man's head to get his job done. That's not how I handle my shit. Knoxx made a good point though, because this makes me look bad. I have people waiting on this, like SERIOUSLY waiting. The fucked up thing is, I have no answer for them.
Okay, third thing. Before I get into that, I'm keeping these things short so y'all don't have to be bitchin' about how long the shit is. Even though Juelz made an awesome point. Bitch, a blog is to be read - stop crying about how long they are. Right now, I'm only typing to make it longer and give your bitch ass more to read before I get to the third point. You tired yet? Fuck I'm cold. Anyway, the third thing is college and getting a job. Man, I need to pick some shit up quick. I have to get my apartment paid for so I can dip out to Florida for college. Ehh, I need a damned black. Yea though, my cousin Scripts and I figured we'd save up 5 G's or close to it a piece. So I'ma really have to hustle up by the summer, you know? We'll get that shit straight though. This bitch nigga needs to fucking look into the school and request information though! Dumb ass nigga.
I never had shit, but a bad bitch. Nah, let me stop lyin' most of y'all was average! Lol, I'm sayin' though - talk to these niggas Joey. That's some real shit. I feel exactly what the fuck you sayin'. I mean, my ex females are all gorgeous. If you see who I date, you'd think I was shallow. All of my females are light skinned, pretty face, good hair. Ehh? my bad. What I'm saying though, my exes are an impressive array of women, but they're all average due to their attitudes and everything. With me, an attitude can make you ugly. Shorty, you have a gorgeous attitude which makes you a gorgeous person. - Whoever figured out that I'm talking to them, you'll get a cookie. Ask me personally if I'm talking about you and I'll tell you.
Ahh, All Of Me is on, y'all know how I feel about this song. Lol, no need to go into detail about it. I need to put Walk With Me on there though. Now that shit is fucking lovely. Come and take a walk with me. I need y'all to see what I'm goin' through and feel what I feel. If you got time to come and take a walk with me! This blog gettin' long, right? Lol, Diamond's ol' silly ass just hit me up.
d i a m o n d . ™: Imma go bald
d i a m o n d . ™: Cut my hair
d i a m o n d . ™: Eat my veggies
d i a m o n d . ™: Grow some
d i a m o n d . ™: And get smooth skin!
d i a m o n d . ™: To look like u
Reminds me, I have to add her to the Shoe Shiner's list. Damn, I wonder what my bitch ass London-London is doing? Her ol' famous ass. I'ma get at her when I finish this blog. Her old ass. I swear Jae, Elle, & Cue are the same people. Think about it! They all have a letter as a nickname. It has to be an initial. I'm telling you, that shit is short for Johnny Leroy Quinton! Lol, man - I haven't talked to Cuewbew today either. Jae hit me up - [blushes]. Her ol' wack ass. That's like the three stooges right there. Is it long enough for you? Alright, I'll quit.
WHYWHENIMABOUTTOCRASHIGOFASTER.
Outro.
4 comments:
You gonna buy me one of them watches, too? LMAO. I'd look G with one on, right? I mean - Since I want to be like you, and shit.
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Smh.
Who's this 'shorty' you're talkin about? I mean - All the rest yo' heads are gonna be nosey, so, I figure I got that right, too.
aha. pceee.
It's cool to be able to tell time, but it's even cooler to be able to buy a watch & not give a damn about whether or not you can tell the time. Lol, those watches are hotttttttt. All you need is a sugar mama to get them for you [wink]
I think you should get back to "dating" again, why not? Oh, and if she's already got a man.. what is she doing talking to you anyways? If she is.. then maybe you're doing something her man aint ;] works for you.
I want that damn mixtape already.
-kicks you
Florida for college?
You know who lives in floridaaaaaa right?
:D
Juelz: Psh, you should buy me one. I have the first one, grab me one of the second ones and I'll love you forever. Eh, I'll tell you all about oh girl. I just don't think the rest of the world should know. Except Lizzy. :)
Lizzy: LOL, I know, right? When I wear my other one, they laugh at me because I can't tell time on it. Psh, that's what I use my cellphone for. You know? I'm willing to get back in the dating game. Eh, but the situation is far from complicated than just having a "man". & YES, FLORIDA FOR COLLEGE!
LIZZY LIVES IN FLORIDA!
I just wanted to say that we are twins.
And the watches are cool.
Not like I read the whole thing.
I just saw the pics.
=)
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