"Dang, that's like Shocole O'Neal!"
"But I don't watch baseball, though."

Man, let's talk about my awesomest day-before-yesterday ever. That was such a long day, seriously. I don't even remember it all as if it was one day. It seems like all of that happened within the past few days. Twan and I have been chilling since like Monday. Lol, I feel like a bad friend. We'll get into that later. Before I get into my story, how was your new year and what not? I hope you had just as much fun as I did. Omg, I have so much to talk about. This is going to take forever to write out, I swear. It seems like I'm jamming five whole days into forty-eight hours, notvshow.

Let's start off with December 31st. Just the day prior, I found out that the shoes that I ordered for New Year's Eve wouldn't be making their way into my life in time. I was so bummed out, I promise you. So, I decided I would get up on the 31st and hit every mall possible. As soon as I'm leaving I get a phone call from a cousin that I hadn't spoken to for most of 2008. She never calls me to see how I'm doing. Sadly, she always wants something. She tells me that she's moving to Ohio and she was wondering if I could pick her up so she could go get the truck to move the stuff. I'm too fucking nice, because I surely did say yes. Kind of hesitant, but I did it. First, I stopped at a mall on the way. I went through four stores until I finally found a shoe that I liked and could fit. I haven't worn air force 1's in so long, but I must admit these are sexy. I first saw them when I was in Eastland Mall with Twan. Luckily they matched perfectly. I just had to wear a blue shirt under my original outfit. After getting the shoes, I drove her to get the truck and what not then I proceeded to go get Twan.

Twan needs to go get his car from his dad's house all the way in West Bloomfield. We made that same trip the previous day but a damned light bulb stopped him from getting the car. Now we're back in West Bloomfield and his car wouldn't start. We have jumper cables and they're not working. It's cold as hell and we're outside trying to get this car to work. His dad comes outside with more cables and vroooom! his car starts. Yes! So, I'm following him home and out of no where, his car shuts off. What a dickhead? Luckily he was in a carwash parking lot and they were able to jump-start his car again. We proceed to go home and again his car cuts off! We're in a Power House Gym parking lot and it's freezing. We try jumping the car with the original cables and it doesn't work. I figured I'd be home by 3 when I first woke up in the morning. Now, mind you it's like 5! I still haven't gotten my hair cut and my facial hair is extra mangy. We're all supposed to be going out that night. This nigga Twan's hair is cut, so he's good. Oh, but me? I look like a shaggy dog. Okay, so now we give up on jumping the car and Twan sends me on a wild goose chase to find him a battery and them jumper cables. At like 6, he gives up and we finally make it home. The barbershop is closed. I have to call Dub so he can give me a line up. Eh? Whatever.

Finally, I get home and I hop in the shower. It's like 8 o'clock and Carmen said she'd be at my house at around 9. I'm rushing my ass off and I still have to iron. While I'm ironing she sends me a text and telling me that she's leaving the house now. I'm no where near ready. Lol, so I'm running around the house and getting dressed. Then I sit down and begin to watch the Piston's game because she's not here yet. Cool, I made it. As soon as I kick my feet up, she calls me and tells me that she's at a stop sign. Wow, why does everyone pass my house? That's exactly why I step outside when people are coming by. Anyway, I tell her to turn around and she's like "Is this you with the dogs?" - This guy! I look down the street and there's some big round short person walking a lap dog or some shit. Like she doesn't see my big ass standing just three houses down. I'm like "look for the garage going up" but she still didn't. Finally she sees me! Dang, it's not that hard to spot me Carmen! Okay, granted - I was wearing all black. But come on, the bright light from the garage was a dead give away. Anyway, she parks her car and we go get Twan. Before we pick up Twan, I asked Carmen to put my phone on the charger for me. She does so, but then she's like "Omg, your phone is cute!" and she's playing with it and then asks me how do I turn the screen off. I'm like "tap the top of the phone, it'll to off." Tell me why this girl starts tapping the top of the screen like there isn't a button at the top of the phone! Oh, my, lord! Funniest. Thing. Ever! Anyway, we go get Twan and while driving, Carmen gets me lost. It's all her fault. So I had to step up and be the great navigator I am and find the bowling alley. We meet up with Carmen's people Travis, Nate, & Joe Black. Lol, Joe Black. You can't say his name without saying Black. Anyway, we bowled and had a good time. I didn't bowl the first game. I really didn't plan on bowling whatsoever, but Carmen insisted so that she could get a laugh out of my first time bowling. The second game I won, of course. I score a good 50454. Okay, I lied.

After completely obliverating the competition while bowling, Carmen, Twan, Travis, Nate and I went back to the spot. There we met Dub and Cal, both of whom were already drunk and high. Looks like we missed the party? Sike. Travis pulls out liquor and everything of the sorts. We get everything going and what not. Twan is so fucked up. I'm all fuzzy feeling. Carmen is kind of tipsy and Travis is just out of there! We all decide to go to Denny's. I'm too drunk to drive so Carmen forcefully takes my keys and drives. Everyone in the car is gone on something, except Carmen and Nate. I fall asleep on the ride to Denny's when I'm supposed to be giving her directions. Twan is passed out in the backseat and Travis is just seriously shit-faced. He's all out of the window talking about he has to pee. Then we stop at this light and he opens the door to laugh at someone in the car next to us. We have to lock the windows and child safety lock the doors. Funny shit.

So, we get to Denny's and as soon as we park Twan is like "open the door, I have to throw up." He steps out of the car and I promise you, this shit looked like it belonged on the Exorcist or something. He's spewing this shit like crazy. All over his brand new Rocawear boots and everyhing! Then this white truck flies around the corner and it almost hit Travis. Travis yells out at them and they pull back. They're talking hella shit and I'm trying to defuse the shit. Then we get a death threat put on our lives. I'm like, man - fuck it. We go into Denny's and we're deciding on whether we will sit down and eat or not. Twan says he's able enough to sit and eat, so we get ready to get our table and then he just busts out "Take me home." Drunk as hell! So, Travis and I order to go. It took so long that I was no longer hungry so I just gave my food to Carmen. Twan is passed out in the backseat. Travis is back there on some extra drunk shit. He talks Carmen into letting him call his grandmother. Funniest shit! This guy! "Hey Grandma... I'm drunk." Omg, I was dying. Then, he asks me what size shoe I wear so I tell him. This man says, "Dang! That's like Shocole O'Neal!" I'm like, you mean "Shaquille?" He says "But I don't watch baseball, though." - GOODNIGHT FOLKS! Lol, finally we drop off Nate and Travis at their car and Travis is trying to take the keys from Nate. Lol, mind you - earlier in the night Travis told Nate that he could have the car. "You can have my car Nate. I don't even want it anymore. Here you go. It's yours." - We get those two in the car and I pray they make it home safely. Finally we proceed into dropping Twan off. Man, when he gets to his house I'm like "Man, Twan.... You're home." This guy replies... "No, I'm good." He's stretched out in the backseat! I have to literally yank this nigga out of the car and then he wouldn't put his feet on the ground. I walked him to the door and that was the last of Twan for the night. Carmen and I drive to her car and when we get there Travis calls and says he thinks he's home, but he's safe in some bed. Lol! Carmen get's home and that's the end of the night.

Last night, was just a less drunker repeat. Lol, I went to the spot and everyone was extra drunk. Twan came through, but he's on punishment so he couldn't drink. Lol, he's not really on punishment - but I'm not letting that weak gut nigga drink anything heavy anymore. Lol, that shit was hilarious though. But yea, he didn't smoke or drink last night. I guess he's had enough for the year. I don't blame dude. It was too soon to get back into it anyway. I didn't want to drink but the peer pressure got to me. I didn't get fucked up, though. I'm not even a drinker. I actually hate alcohol. The more I'm around it the more I want to drink, though. I'm good, I'll let urges be urges and nothing more.

I'll close this blog with Twan at Denny's. Goodnight folks.