Ah, let's talk about sex. Like, if you're underage - please redirect your blog searching. This isn't going to be a post for minors or anyone that isn't mature enough to discuss sex in an adult fashion. I do hope all of my readers are mature enough to stomach the things that I am really wanting to discuss right now. I'll open up my comments for this post just so that you can argue your points and really get into a nitty gritty discussion about this. I also hope that this is an enjoyable read for you and you find out some new things about yourself and somethings about my views on certain aspects of sex and what not. So, without further ado, let's get into it.
In this post I will be breaking down some elements of sex. This is solely based on my personal beliefs and feelings about things. I am well aware that you may not agree with somethings that I have to say. That's fine. Everyone's body is different and everyone is entitled to how they feel they should use their body. I'm not going to look at you any differently if you don't agree, just as I hope that you don't look at me any different because I feel a certain way about something. Previously stated, we should all be mature enough to discuss this. Just because I'm talking about this with you doesn't mean I want to bone you, either. Understood? Okay.
The first element I'd like to discuss is foreplay. Some people don't like foreplay and they rather just get into the actual sex. I, on the other hand, think I would actually enjoy foreplay if it was with the right person. I haven't been with someone who truly captivates me enough to make me want to play and play touchy feely with them. I wouldn't mind being close to someone or kissing on them all night. Well, all night including sex. How do you feel about foreplay? What's the best thing in foreplay? It's obviously the oral sex. Lol, I'm going to save that for it's own little section though. I guess it'll be a subcategory for foreplay. Moving on.
Inside the foreplay element we have oral sex. As much as we all love it, it's illegal in 18 states. Yes, 18 states. Go look it up if you think I'm lying. Some people believe that oral sex isn't natural. I'm not sure what the big fuss is about it, though. I'd dig head first into a pretty vagina. Lol, and I'm not kidding. I'm turned on at the thought of making a woman cum only from head. It's an exciting thought. I mean, it's not much that men have to do during head. Of course it's hard to keep up the constant flicking of the tongue and what not, but come on? We definitely have it easy. It does get messy, but that's the best part. Lol, maybe I'm just nasty. Now, on the receiving end! I've never had any great head that just makes me want to explode. I'm searching for that. I've never came from head. I've honestly had some pretty boring oral sex stories. I quickly learned that there aren't many women out there sucking like porn stars, lol. Where's Superhead when you need her? What kind of bat symbol do you let to get her attention? Fill me in.
Next let's talk about sex toys. Sex toys come in a variety of different sizes and functions. Have you ever been to a sex toy party? I haven't, but I was with a female while she set up. Man, the shit that she had displaying was crazy. Some of it looked straight from a sci-fi flick. You get to thinking like "do women actually use this stuff?" Then you see what they do and you see why they go so crazy for it. Now, men have sex toys too. I wouldn't be caught dead fucking a fake pussy or a blow up doll; but I wouldn't mind if my girl wanted to use one of those vibrating cock rings to stimulate her clitoris while we're having sex. From what I read in a magazine, it really increases the woman's orgasm. I think I shall look into that. I've also seen those vibrating panties with the remote control. What a great present to give to your girlfriend. The trick is, I keep the remote. So when she least expects it, I flip the switch and give her the joy of a lifetime, lol. Imagine waking up to that ladies.
Now, the part we've all been waiting for. The actual intercourse. This is as imaginative as you want it to be. There are plenty of positions and even plenty more than you can make up. Once again, I haven't had a really imaginative partner. Most of my women have been very conservative and missionary, I guess. It's nothing much you can do with a personality like that. I mean, you can turn someone out - but I didn't see myself being with them for a while so I really didn't bother. When I had sex, I fucked for a nut. I guess I grew pretty cold when it came to it. At first I was all romantic and all of that. You know? Trying to make her love it. Then I just started getting bored with it. Seriously, sex is great though. Especially when you're with the right somebody. This time I think it's more about "making love" than anything. Let's see how well that pans out.
Now, for the daring. Dun dun dun! Anal sex. Man and woman anal sex. Have you ever done it? If you're a gay male, please don't answer. I want to know, though. Like, I'm curious about it, but I've never done it. I don't think it will ever happen in this lifetime for me. Like, I guess I need one of those porn stars. I believe that that kind of sex would be "affair sex". It's something that your main isn't willing to give you and you're curious about it, so you go ahead and pick up a quick skeez to try it with. As I've said before, all of my women have been very conservative, so none of them would have ever tried it. I didn't have the gumption to ask. I mean, I'm just curious. If and once I get it out of the way, I'll probably leave it at that. Some people don't care for it. I don't know if I care for it or if I don't. It's really a love hate situation. I hear some women tell me that they love it, and I hear the exact opposite from others. I'm just curious to as what all of the hype is. I don't think I'll ever know, though. Unless I'm bold and foul enough to step outside of my relationship with a groupie chick who would do anything to be with me. Maybe when I'm some famous rapper I'll slip up and try it with a broad who wants to get backstage. Lol, kidding. It's just a curiosity. Maybe it's because I'm an ass man. Some people believe it's unnatural while others think it's great. While, I think unnatural is a bit extreme, I wouldn't go as far as to saying it's great. Lol, I don't know anything about it. I guess I'll ask around, though. Until then, I'm closed out on that.
Now, if you want to know where the random sex talk comes from. I'm just in a really sexual mood. Talked to my chick about it until she fell asleep, but I wasn't finished. I guess she finished a conversation that she wasn't up for finishing. I'm glad I do have a blog and a few people that I would call friends. That way, I can finish up my conversation with them. I'll see what their views are on the things I've talked about in this blog and maybe we'll do a part two soon. I apprecaite your read and I do hope that you're mature enough to seriously hold a conversation in my comments about this. I don't want any phone calls or any yahoo conversations. Comments only. Unless you're uncomfortable speaking in the open about it. Then and then only will I entertain a private conversation about sex. Get at me, though. I want to know your thoughts.
Edit: Commenting closed. New post coming.
In this post I will be breaking down some elements of sex. This is solely based on my personal beliefs and feelings about things. I am well aware that you may not agree with somethings that I have to say. That's fine. Everyone's body is different and everyone is entitled to how they feel they should use their body. I'm not going to look at you any differently if you don't agree, just as I hope that you don't look at me any different because I feel a certain way about something. Previously stated, we should all be mature enough to discuss this. Just because I'm talking about this with you doesn't mean I want to bone you, either. Understood? Okay.
The first element I'd like to discuss is foreplay. Some people don't like foreplay and they rather just get into the actual sex. I, on the other hand, think I would actually enjoy foreplay if it was with the right person. I haven't been with someone who truly captivates me enough to make me want to play and play touchy feely with them. I wouldn't mind being close to someone or kissing on them all night. Well, all night including sex. How do you feel about foreplay? What's the best thing in foreplay? It's obviously the oral sex. Lol, I'm going to save that for it's own little section though. I guess it'll be a subcategory for foreplay. Moving on.
Inside the foreplay element we have oral sex. As much as we all love it, it's illegal in 18 states. Yes, 18 states. Go look it up if you think I'm lying. Some people believe that oral sex isn't natural. I'm not sure what the big fuss is about it, though. I'd dig head first into a pretty vagina. Lol, and I'm not kidding. I'm turned on at the thought of making a woman cum only from head. It's an exciting thought. I mean, it's not much that men have to do during head. Of course it's hard to keep up the constant flicking of the tongue and what not, but come on? We definitely have it easy. It does get messy, but that's the best part. Lol, maybe I'm just nasty. Now, on the receiving end! I've never had any great head that just makes me want to explode. I'm searching for that. I've never came from head. I've honestly had some pretty boring oral sex stories. I quickly learned that there aren't many women out there sucking like porn stars, lol. Where's Superhead when you need her? What kind of bat symbol do you let to get her attention? Fill me in.
Next let's talk about sex toys. Sex toys come in a variety of different sizes and functions. Have you ever been to a sex toy party? I haven't, but I was with a female while she set up. Man, the shit that she had displaying was crazy. Some of it looked straight from a sci-fi flick. You get to thinking like "do women actually use this stuff?" Then you see what they do and you see why they go so crazy for it. Now, men have sex toys too. I wouldn't be caught dead fucking a fake pussy or a blow up doll; but I wouldn't mind if my girl wanted to use one of those vibrating cock rings to stimulate her clitoris while we're having sex. From what I read in a magazine, it really increases the woman's orgasm. I think I shall look into that. I've also seen those vibrating panties with the remote control. What a great present to give to your girlfriend. The trick is, I keep the remote. So when she least expects it, I flip the switch and give her the joy of a lifetime, lol. Imagine waking up to that ladies.
Now, the part we've all been waiting for. The actual intercourse. This is as imaginative as you want it to be. There are plenty of positions and even plenty more than you can make up. Once again, I haven't had a really imaginative partner. Most of my women have been very conservative and missionary, I guess. It's nothing much you can do with a personality like that. I mean, you can turn someone out - but I didn't see myself being with them for a while so I really didn't bother. When I had sex, I fucked for a nut. I guess I grew pretty cold when it came to it. At first I was all romantic and all of that. You know? Trying to make her love it. Then I just started getting bored with it. Seriously, sex is great though. Especially when you're with the right somebody. This time I think it's more about "making love" than anything. Let's see how well that pans out.
Now, for the daring. Dun dun dun! Anal sex. Man and woman anal sex. Have you ever done it? If you're a gay male, please don't answer. I want to know, though. Like, I'm curious about it, but I've never done it. I don't think it will ever happen in this lifetime for me. Like, I guess I need one of those porn stars. I believe that that kind of sex would be "affair sex". It's something that your main isn't willing to give you and you're curious about it, so you go ahead and pick up a quick skeez to try it with. As I've said before, all of my women have been very conservative, so none of them would have ever tried it. I didn't have the gumption to ask. I mean, I'm just curious. If and once I get it out of the way, I'll probably leave it at that. Some people don't care for it. I don't know if I care for it or if I don't. It's really a love hate situation. I hear some women tell me that they love it, and I hear the exact opposite from others. I'm just curious to as what all of the hype is. I don't think I'll ever know, though. Unless I'm bold and foul enough to step outside of my relationship with a groupie chick who would do anything to be with me. Maybe when I'm some famous rapper I'll slip up and try it with a broad who wants to get backstage. Lol, kidding. It's just a curiosity. Maybe it's because I'm an ass man. Some people believe it's unnatural while others think it's great. While, I think unnatural is a bit extreme, I wouldn't go as far as to saying it's great. Lol, I don't know anything about it. I guess I'll ask around, though. Until then, I'm closed out on that.
Now, if you want to know where the random sex talk comes from. I'm just in a really sexual mood. Talked to my chick about it until she fell asleep, but I wasn't finished. I guess she finished a conversation that she wasn't up for finishing. I'm glad I do have a blog and a few people that I would call friends. That way, I can finish up my conversation with them. I'll see what their views are on the things I've talked about in this blog and maybe we'll do a part two soon. I apprecaite your read and I do hope that you're mature enough to seriously hold a conversation in my comments about this. I don't want any phone calls or any yahoo conversations. Comments only. Unless you're uncomfortable speaking in the open about it. Then and then only will I entertain a private conversation about sex. Get at me, though. I want to know your thoughts.
Edit: Commenting closed. New post coming.
