"Well, I guess I'm a faggot then!"

It's been a minute since I started off a blog with a gay quote from China. She's still as much of a faggot as she was before. She's even gayer now since she only called me because I commented on her blog. She wasn't even thinkin' about me. What a great friend she is, you know? She got a boyfriend and just said fuck Jay. That's what's up. I'm about to start actin' brand new about mine then. I don't know none of y'all anymore. I have a girlfriend now.

Anyway, it's pretty late so I'm guessin' my date is pretty much dead news. I'm going to get myself ready and watch one of these movies that I had already. I have one playing right now and I'm half ass watching it while blogging. It's in the beginning. Now watch when I go sit down and really try to watch it I won't know what the hell is going on. That's my fault. The beautiful thing about OnDemand is that I can just go back and rewind. I think I missed titties or some shit so I'm going to rewind anyway. Looks like these are about to be dead titties anyway. Oh, never mind - she escaped... So far.

Anyway, fuck China again. She hung up on me and didn't bother to call back. That's why I hate black people. Niggas get a little advancement in life and act so funky. Her attitude smells like rotten eggs. Oops, pause that - her life doesn't matter right now. Those are officially dead titties. She just got shot. Lol, damn! Ashanti is in this movie and she dies in the beginning. How do I know? Because Jaimya went to go see this movie in theaters last year and told me all about it. Mike Epps dies too. Sad. The funny niggas always die.

Okay, I'm probably going to fall asleep on this movie. Bye now.