So, while I'm waiting on my girlfriend, I guess I'll blog. We're supposed to have movie night tonight and everything seems like it's going to go right this time. Well, six hours later; but nonetheless, we're on for tonight. I doubt she stays up for both movies tonight, though. Lol, she's a sleepy head. That's fine. She's precious when she sleeps anyway. She has her "I want my Jay" voice on and she's cuddled up. How cute is that? Eh, she's not feeling well though. So I'm going to pretty much hold her until she falls asleep during the first movie. I'm fine with that. Lol, this is getting real mushy.
Let me fuck up the good mood with something bad. Nigga, tell me why my truck picks the most IRONIC times to run out of gas. The last time it rain out of gas it was in the summer. The hottest day of the summer and I have on like three shirts and a thermal because I thought it was going to be cool. Now, I'm driving and shit and I pull up in the gas station to put something in my tank. Oh, my, fucking, goodness. As soon as I turn into the gas station, my shit runs out of gas. That shit is so heavy to push by yourself. Now, just like 15 minutes ago my shit ran out of gas. Where? It runs out of gas while I'm turning into the driveway after I just left the gas station to get a bag of chips! Mind you, I didn't have a jacket on or even pants. I have on basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and some low-top dunks. My sleep attire, minus the dunks. Nigga, it's FREEZING outside and it's raining. So I have to push this heavy ass truck up this long ass driveway and out of my moms way so she can get out in a few hours for work. Just my luck, right?
Well, I have three minutes to burn until she's ready. What am I going to talk about? Nothing of real importance. China called me today and I got to pay her back for her bitch ass text. Fuck her. I should call her and wake her ass up just because I feel like it! I'm not, though. I should, but I'm not. I'm a nice guy. Uhm, who else did I talk to today? No one, really. I went to the mall with KY and fucked with Shotey at his job for a bit. This nigga's name tag says his full name. Lol, I've never seen his name in real life. That shits a trip. Then to top it off, this nigga didn't have a fitted on. Crazy!
Okay, I have like a few seconds. Bye now!
Let me fuck up the good mood with something bad. Nigga, tell me why my truck picks the most IRONIC times to run out of gas. The last time it rain out of gas it was in the summer. The hottest day of the summer and I have on like three shirts and a thermal because I thought it was going to be cool. Now, I'm driving and shit and I pull up in the gas station to put something in my tank. Oh, my, fucking, goodness. As soon as I turn into the gas station, my shit runs out of gas. That shit is so heavy to push by yourself. Now, just like 15 minutes ago my shit ran out of gas. Where? It runs out of gas while I'm turning into the driveway after I just left the gas station to get a bag of chips! Mind you, I didn't have a jacket on or even pants. I have on basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and some low-top dunks. My sleep attire, minus the dunks. Nigga, it's FREEZING outside and it's raining. So I have to push this heavy ass truck up this long ass driveway and out of my moms way so she can get out in a few hours for work. Just my luck, right?
Well, I have three minutes to burn until she's ready. What am I going to talk about? Nothing of real importance. China called me today and I got to pay her back for her bitch ass text. Fuck her. I should call her and wake her ass up just because I feel like it! I'm not, though. I should, but I'm not. I'm a nice guy. Uhm, who else did I talk to today? No one, really. I went to the mall with KY and fucked with Shotey at his job for a bit. This nigga's name tag says his full name. Lol, I've never seen his name in real life. That shits a trip. Then to top it off, this nigga didn't have a fitted on. Crazy!
Okay, I have like a few seconds. Bye now!
4 comments:
I would have still been up anyways, biootch!
man the irony! whoa fam, is your truck on the fritz or something lol. Shotey, ok I don't know why but I thought, you just spelling shorty/shawty in a weird way. lol
Lmao, he called while I was chilling with a female friend sometime last year and she caught an attitude. She was on my phone and she said... "Uhm, your shorty is calling you...." Like, she was heated... I'm like "I don't have a 'shorty'" Then I look and it was SHOTEY. LMAO.
And China....
Fall off a cliff.
Twice.
And then roll off the plateau for a third.
fuck is wrong with that truck?
well at least you have it, next time it does that, love on it & say you love it.
i bet it won't do that shit again.
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