Eh, what a suck-ass way to wake up? I've been reminded of how shitty my life is. So, moving on. I've decided that I'm not going to blog sad anymore. That topic isn't up for discussion. My layout is fun and colorful, so let's have fun and colorful posts. I'm not trying to Vanessa my shit out. Lol, I'm kidding. You know you're my midget buddy. It'd be fly, if you'd be my B.U.D.D.Y.. Lol, w00t!

Reminds me of this Jay-Z verse on American Boy:

London bridges are falling down
Not bridges, but britches when Jigga's in town
Ladies show me your niggas
I might let you kick it if you don't tell the misses
Quick, run before the tabloids come
Run from the night, but we end up in the sun
I'm just takin' a piss...
Unless you gone do it
Oh nelly, known so Machiavelli
Bring 'two packs' of condoms when come to the telly
Tell me, if this is true
If Diamonds are a girls bestfriend my crew
Would like to extend and invitation to you
We'd like to invite you to the family...
Jewelry I mean
Because my jewels are currently being guarded by the queen

Yes, I typed that all up. I didn't go to a lyrics site. That's how much of a Jay-Z groupie I am. That song was only done live. Lmao, damn. That's some shit that I would say. I like how he talks about Beyonce in his music. It excites everyone because no one really knows about their relationship. I guess that's how I'll be in my music. I don't really do female tracks, but I do say a random ass line in a song about her. It's the shit that she'd only get, though. If I ever make it, I'm sure you people will start to get it. Let's pray that happens one day.

I haven't been shopping since May. I haven't bought a pair of shoes or anything. Well, I bought a vest and a tie for my family reunion. I'm talking like extracurricular shopping. Putting together this magazine with Kash kind of made me sad and fiend at the same time. I definitely want the shit that I saw. Like, it's so ill. I'm having a relapse.

Anyway, I have an announcement. Anyone want to keep me company for these next two to three weeks? Or, really until further notice. It depends on how her weekends are looking when she gets back. I'm getting ahead of myself. My chick is leaving on a world tour and this weekend she's living it up before she dips off. Clubbing last night, and T.I. & Jay-Z tonight. So, that means Jay is... You know? I'd like to invite you to my family. JEWELRY I MEAN! Lol, let's add another Jay-Z line that reminds me of now. What was it?

Oh yea! I remember how it went:

When my girl go, on world tour
Ladies I'm back on the street like a mount on a furlow
I'm back clubbin, Ace of Spade bubblin
Drink it from the bottle, who the fuck need a bucket?!