Aye, I'm extra sleepy. I'm only blogging to keep Ki's promise of a real blog from me today. I'm half way sleeping and half way typing and half way talking to her. That's three halves. Why are there three halves? Because I can do that. Don't try that at home, children. Only extreme gangsters from the 20th century can do shit like that. I doubt you're one of them. Show me your membership card, beotch!

Well, today was pretty long and tiring. I had a guy from India control my computer. That shit was crazy. He works for Dell and he was trying to help me with my audio problem. Son, that shit was crazy. Like I was amused by it for a good hour and thirty minutes, then it got boring. Just seeing my mouse and shit move without me moving it. That shit was extra sexy. Let me control your computer. I was hella afraid he'd go into some shit that he didn't need to be going on. Like my nudes of your mother. That'd be embarrassing to all three of us(you, her, me).

I talked to my sister a lot today. She likes my girlfriend, score! She usually hates everyone I'm involved with. So, if you're an ex lurking on my blog - my sister hated/hates you. Sucks to be you. She absolutely loves Ki, though. I introduced them today and of course she took the opportunity to embarrass me. What the fuck kind of shit is this? She's banned too. Her and Ki can form a banned club for the rest of the bannedees. Bannedees, that's such a cool word because I made it up.

Anyway, I'm on my way to sleep. Damn Ki and her promises. I can't even stay up to finish this blog and make it good. I'm so sorry Diamond. I know I said I'd do your blog today - but it's been such a long day. I'll have it by Monday. No, I will not do anyone else's blogs. I don't fuck with y'all like that. It's just Diamond tricked me into believing I said I'd do it. I still don't remember, but she's not a liar. I just spelled liar lair, and now I want to play word racer.