Wednesday, August 20, 2008

So, I'm not really going to blog. I'll just highlight my day.

  • I woke up.
  • I took a shower.
  • I texted my girlfriend.
  • We talked shit for a while.
  • I took another shower.
  • I went to go take Calvin's clothes to his house and wait on him to cut my hair.
  • Calvin took about five hours to come home.
  • Calvin cut my hair.
  • Dub fixed my hair.
  • I left.
  • I called my girlfriend on the ride home.
  • She was quiet because she had a migraine.
  • We somehow got disconnected.
  • I came home and looked at my hair.
  • I took a picture.
  • I got online and talked to my girlfriend.
  • I took another picture for Lizzy's campaign.
  • My girlfriend called.
  • I went to the gas station.
  • I came home and washed up.
  • I called my girlfriend.
  • I called China for help.
  • China hung up after taking forever to help or forever for me to understand.
  • I'm on the phone with my girlfriend.
  • She's mocking me typing.
  • She didn't sing the "Hi Haters" song on the phone because China was there.
  • Now she's singing Upgrade You.
  • I realized that I said "my girlfriend" a lot.
  • I end the blog and post pictures.
  • The end.

Here are the pictures.

Haircut.


Lizzy's Photo.


I'ma tell y'all like George Bush told me;
"FUCK Y'ALL NIGGAS, I'M OUT OF HERE!"

13 comments:

♥ Arayah. said...

You remind me of a black popeye for some reason :]

Brooke. ♫ said...

dang, you bawlheaded.

NIKE THEORY said...

I see I'm going to have to insult some hoes today.

Brooke, take out all of that crayola yellow weave and I'm POSITIVE my shoe lace tips are longer than your nappy jherri curl damaged hair.

Diamond, how about you go bake in the hot Arizona dessert that you call a backyard and let the vultures pick you apart limb by limb. Make use of yourself. We'll appreciate it.

Lizzy said...

Blowfishyface
;]


Thanks again Jay.

NIKE THEORY said...

No prohlem, Lizzay!

B said...

Hi, I'm Breanne.

You seem pretty cool...

Fin.

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NIKE THEORY said...

Ki, how about you shut the fuck up.
:|

The hat is purple as well as the shirt.

NIKE THEORY said...

I'm about to disable these comments... Ol' extra insulting ass niggas. I'm tired of you fuckfaces. GTFO my comments if you don't have anything of value to say.

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NIKE THEORY said...

It's really not.

Anonymous said...
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NIKE THEORY said...

Uhm, no..