It feels great to have another blog that you fucktards can't see. Does it bother you, huh? I could be talking about anything in that blog. I could be talking about you. Go check it out right now. I just talked about you and your momma. I would tell you what I wrote, but I don't want her to know I'm telling our business to the internet. Do you have a link for it? Look, here you go: www.illfindmywayhome.blogspot.com - try your luck. See if you can see what I said about your mother. I swear, I be talking about every last one of you in that blog. Calling you all types of names. The beauty is, you can't see it! Womp! I'm only updating this blog right now to laugh at you and how lame you are for not having access to the best blog ever. Don't you wish you could see it? Hm? Hm? Too bad. Your cool points aren't that high yet, youngin'. You have to be sexy to see that blog. Y'all hoes are hideous. You have to be fly to see that blog. Y'all hoes are ostriches. You get it?! Ha, I crack myself up.

Anyway, I don't have much to say right now. I'm just blogging because I'm up and I haven't been to sleep. The specific reason? None of your business. Lol, God - it feels great to be me. Well, not at this very moment, but later it will. I think I'm just going to stay up and watch the olympics instead of trying to go to sleep and waking back up all sleepy to watch them, you know? That'd be pretty dumb, seeing how the basketball portion comes on in a few hours. Go USA? Yea, nigga. Them boys are some beasts. The Redeem Team, lol. Y'all don't know much about that, though. Why? Because you're lazy bums. Watching sports makes you lose your breath. Get up, go out and go play. Verb, nigga. Lol, I'm bullshitting. Seriously, though. Be easy. I just wanted to touch bases with you all. Nobaseballpunintendedlazybro.

-cakemoment.
Aw, she's snoring.
/cakemoment.