Day 1.

Hey, how about we make tonight a movie night?

This is going to be one long ass weekend. I'm stocking up on junk food and batteries for my remote control. I'm about to watch OnDemand all weekend. Seriously! I don't plan on going anywhere. I'm going shopping for junk food and shit the first thing in the morning. I have to go to the bank and withdraw the maximum again. Lol, with my bank I can only withdraw so much every 48 hours when my account is locked. It's really great if you're trying to save, but when you're as loose with your money as I am, it's kind of hard to abide by these things. Anyway, this officially day 1 of my moviethon.

How did I kick of Day 1? I started with a Nicholas Cage film. You've ever seen the movie Next? It's kind of cool and it had a great storyline, just the ending sucked hot donkey balls in hell. I'm seriously mad at the ending. After that, I watched Clerks II. Funny movie, I recommend it. Next I watched Bad Boys! Omg, I forgot how fucking funny that movie is. I'm always particular of Will Smith movies, as well as Martin Lawrence. Those two guys are clowns. Now, I'm blogging. I'm about to watch Bad Boys II as soon as I finish up this blog.

So, what calls for this special movie occasion? Eh, lol - I'll sound like a little bitch for even telling you. Seriously, Juliet, her name for the purposes of this blog, is out of town. The rest of you people are extremely boring. I have nothing else to do now but watch movies. That's fine, I don't care to speak to many of you anyway. What did Kash say? I feed you all with a long handled spoon. Actually, really, seriously? I don't feed you niggas at all. I watch you starve to death from a different planet through high power binoculars. Don't open your mouth to ask me anything. Anyway, back on topic - she's gone, so I'm replacing her with movies. Lmao, how insensitive? Yep, I'm just rude like that! Mhm. You know I'm only kidding, right?

Okay, I'm about to go get ready to watch Bad Boys II. If you need me, feel free not to call me or text me. I don't want to hear from any of you. One person has free reign to call or text. If you have to think whether or not it's, then it's probably not you. If you automatically think it's you because of our 'history' and you think you're 'just that important' - it's not you. Odds are that I can't stand you and you're living in a false sense of security about our friendship. I honestly want you to fall off of a cliff face first into a pool of acidic liquid that will melt your skin off inch by inch as your body sinks to the bottom of the pool. That's some sick shit, huh? Maybe I should go watch a Saw movie. Nah, I feel like laughing.

Haw-hawhawhaw-haaawwwwww!