Blog time, blog time, bloogggg time!
[/bluesclues] Lol, what's up? I'm wide awake again. Well, I did sleep for about an hour or so, but I'm back up. I was hot as hell and I kept tossing and turning anyway. So I guess I'll blog again. These blogs are really random, and pointless at most - so why do you read them? Lol, don't answer that. You'll probably realize you're just as lame as me for reading my lame writings. Oops? Did I just insult my readers? YES! I enjoy insulting you. It makes me feel better about my life. Score for Jay! You know I'm only kidding, right?
What did I do today? Absolutely nothing! I probably reek of bumness. I sat around the house being frustrated. Why was I frustrated? DISCLAIMER: Males skip down to where you see 'end disclaimer'. - I've been horny. Like really, really, really horny. This is going on six days and I've had no type of release. Lol, I don't really masturbate - so I've just been sitting around angry as hell with a nut sack full of cum. END DISCLAIMER. I wonder what fags read that anyway? You niggas are extra gay. There's a man walking up the street naked. You're looking at him. That doesn't make him gay, it makes you gay for looking at his meat. You little faggot. Fag, fag, fag, fag, fag! Brings back grade school memories huh, cocksucker? WOW @ COCKSUCKER BEING A WORD! Lmao, Firefox is that deal!
Oh, I found out that it's Nicorette and not Niggerette, damn it.
I remember when the whole world used to be awake with me. Now it's just me and my lonely ass self. I'm bored as fuck right now, seriously. The people I used to chat it up with late at night are either now sleep or just plain boring. When you stop being of use to me, I pretty much kick you to the curb. I know, right? Fucked up and shit. Survival of the fittest, my nigga. If you can't entertain me, then gtfo out of my life, cuntface. =/ Cuntface isn't a word by Firefox's standards. Who the fuck is Firefox anyway? Bitch, I make words words! Psh, ho. Fuck you gone tell me what word is really a word? I said it? Webster quote it. The end.
Do my blogs make me sound rude and shit? Oops? Probably because I am. Wait, wait, wait. I have chips and a soda. Nigga, I'm ill! What's a goon to a goblin? -holds out mic. You finish the rest. Anyway, yea - do I sound rude? Wait, we already established that. I'm trippin'. Where are we in this paragraph? You know what? Fuck it, new topic. I can do shit like that because I'm Ill! Now what's a goon to a goblin?! Yea, nigga.
I wonder what's on TV. Maybe I should go get my remote? Never mind, I really don't feel like getting up. When I typed never mind I typed it as one word. I have to remember that never mind is two words, and so should you. Don't be a stupid ass, be a smart... penis? Don't be that either. Be a smart coochy! Who doesn't like those. Do you not like those? I like those. Booya, so it's agreed. Smart coochy you are. Firefox says coochy isn't a word. =/ Fuck is between her legs then? Don't say a penis! I'll kill you, bro.
So, this is getting boring like everything else tonight. I guess I'll go do cartwheels in a pool of something. Man, I really need someone to talk to. Like, seriously. I'm all extra bothered and there is no one around. I have a feeling this blog is about to take an ugly turn, so I'll just say fuck it. Really, because I've been doing great on the 'happy blogs' for the past few nights. I don't want to ruin shit. You know?
Goodnight folks.
[/bluesclues] Lol, what's up? I'm wide awake again. Well, I did sleep for about an hour or so, but I'm back up. I was hot as hell and I kept tossing and turning anyway. So I guess I'll blog again. These blogs are really random, and pointless at most - so why do you read them? Lol, don't answer that. You'll probably realize you're just as lame as me for reading my lame writings. Oops? Did I just insult my readers? YES! I enjoy insulting you. It makes me feel better about my life. Score for Jay! You know I'm only kidding, right?
What did I do today? Absolutely nothing! I probably reek of bumness. I sat around the house being frustrated. Why was I frustrated? DISCLAIMER: Males skip down to where you see 'end disclaimer'. - I've been horny. Like really, really, really horny. This is going on six days and I've had no type of release. Lol, I don't really masturbate - so I've just been sitting around angry as hell with a nut sack full of cum. END DISCLAIMER. I wonder what fags read that anyway? You niggas are extra gay. There's a man walking up the street naked. You're looking at him. That doesn't make him gay, it makes you gay for looking at his meat. You little faggot. Fag, fag, fag, fag, fag! Brings back grade school memories huh, cocksucker? WOW @ COCKSUCKER BEING A WORD! Lmao, Firefox is that deal!
Oh, I found out that it's Nicorette and not Niggerette, damn it.
I remember when the whole world used to be awake with me. Now it's just me and my lonely ass self. I'm bored as fuck right now, seriously. The people I used to chat it up with late at night are either now sleep or just plain boring. When you stop being of use to me, I pretty much kick you to the curb. I know, right? Fucked up and shit. Survival of the fittest, my nigga. If you can't entertain me, then gtfo out of my life, cuntface. =/ Cuntface isn't a word by Firefox's standards. Who the fuck is Firefox anyway? Bitch, I make words words! Psh, ho. Fuck you gone tell me what word is really a word? I said it? Webster quote it. The end.
Do my blogs make me sound rude and shit? Oops? Probably because I am. Wait, wait, wait. I have chips and a soda. Nigga, I'm ill! What's a goon to a goblin? -holds out mic. You finish the rest. Anyway, yea - do I sound rude? Wait, we already established that. I'm trippin'. Where are we in this paragraph? You know what? Fuck it, new topic. I can do shit like that because I'm Ill! Now what's a goon to a goblin?! Yea, nigga.
I wonder what's on TV. Maybe I should go get my remote? Never mind, I really don't feel like getting up. When I typed never mind I typed it as one word. I have to remember that never mind is two words, and so should you. Don't be a stupid ass, be a smart... penis? Don't be that either. Be a smart coochy! Who doesn't like those. Do you not like those? I like those. Booya, so it's agreed. Smart coochy you are. Firefox says coochy isn't a word. =/ Fuck is between her legs then? Don't say a penis! I'll kill you, bro.
So, this is getting boring like everything else tonight. I guess I'll go do cartwheels in a pool of something. Man, I really need someone to talk to. Like, seriously. I'm all extra bothered and there is no one around. I have a feeling this blog is about to take an ugly turn, so I'll just say fuck it. Really, because I've been doing great on the 'happy blogs' for the past few nights. I don't want to ruin shit. You know?
Goodnight folks.
6 comments:
bwahahahaha.
this is quite possibly the most random, funniest blog ever. you have a tendancy to not TYPE, but to just take every single though, fish it out your head, and throw it in your blog. its so unrehearsed. pure comedy. but besides all that hoopla tho you's still a bitch nigga. sir fag a lot.
lmao, i swear that this was like a really organized stream of consciousness. it made me giggle at work (which is partially inappropriate since i work with third and fourth graders, so then they're all tryna be up in the computer like WHAT'S SO FUNNY, MISS NAIA? :D?!).
btw, since i just recently divored internet explorer and got hitched to firefox, do they have like... an internal dictionary you can update? i'll be sitting at home all day messing with that like a loser.
oh, and DID YOU CATCH THE REPLAY OF BLACK IN AMERICA?! :D?!
lmfao @ this whole shit.
smart coochy?
good one, dick face.
=]
I laughed the whole time I read this.
I was on the phone laughing while they ask "What's so funny!?" all interested and shit.
I'd like to think I'm a "smart coochy"
Yerrrrp.
I was underlined in my Firefox as well.
LOL@ this bullshit here.
Horny ass... go fuck a tree or something. Cut a hole in your mattress and hump that for a few minutes.
I'm Firefox, fucker.
But I still love you, you cuntcockcityslickerdickmaster ♥
You have issues, Jolly. Serious ones.
My Firefox doesn't underline coochy.
Might be because it's illiterate. Hm.
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