Today was the longest day ever, seriously.
I'm extremely tired, but nonetheless relaxed. I would tell you I'm doing a line of cocaine right now, but I'm not going to tell you. You know, since you guys think I'm such a druggie. Anyway, let's see how my day went today. Wait, you guys didn't tell me how your days went in my comments. You fucking dickwads. If I ask you a question, you HAVE to answer it.
"It's the rule."
So, I had lunch with an A&R from Def Jam today. Don't get hyped, he wasn't talking anything that I wanted to hear. I didn't tell any of you anything because I didn't want to jinx it. He really wanted me to reform myself to "what's hot at the moment". That's really, uhm... gay?
Anyway, man - I really don't feel like talking about the festivities of today. It was really pointless. Man, niggas are stupid. I have a really bad headache now. Well, you know, I'm allergic to niggas. That's mad stupid. Like the shit this nigga pulled was fucking childish. I'll never go anywhere with him again. If you want to know, I'll tell you - but I'm not blogging about it. At least not tonight.
Oh yea! I washed and waxed my truck today. That was amazing. Big Money is shining and shit. It was my first real "father/son project". I'm kind of jealous, because I was watching the kids out there with their fathers.
Hold, intermission.
Ki.
Okay, that's all. Ki told me to - wait... She's still talking.
Ki said, guys likes ghetto girls... Why do you think that is?
Okay, now let me finish my paragraph.
So, yea anyway - I was hella jealous of those kids who have their fathers now. They were playing baseball and shit. Like, fuck, I want that. Then I started thinking about a family. I seriously want a child that I can show how to catch a ball and stuff. That'd be so cool. Can you image me teaching my little person how to play ball? Then washing my car with my father, I thought about washing my child's first car with them. Lol, you know? Showing them one of the few things that he showed me. That'd be awesome.
Oh, Sierra! Hey. I hadn't talked to you in forever. Aw, it's been so long since the last time we spoke. We have a lot of catching up to do, you know? Like, wow - you've grown so much. Remember our little thing? I've grown a lot since then too. I think I'm a lot worse with a few things though. Like, how I never call people first, or fight for what I want. Heh, damn - those were the days. I kind of missed you for a bit, you know? I always wondered what you were doing. Eh, you just cut me off. Sigghhhh! It's okay, though. I understand. Keep in touch this time around, though. I'm proud of you.
I guess I'll tell y'all what happened now. This nigga Dub sets his phone down at CiCi's. That's an all you can eat pizza joint if you don't know. Well, he sets his phone down and someone picks it up. Oops? Dumb ass. That's his fault. So he puts on a scene and he was cursing hella loud. Like, then he says he wants to go. Nigga, what did you pay for? We're not leaving until I feel like leaving. Like, he really was flippin' out. That shit was embarrassing.
Okay, so I'm out.
Goodnight.
I'm extremely tired, but nonetheless relaxed. I would tell you I'm doing a line of cocaine right now, but I'm not going to tell you. You know, since you guys think I'm such a druggie. Anyway, let's see how my day went today. Wait, you guys didn't tell me how your days went in my comments. You fucking dickwads. If I ask you a question, you HAVE to answer it.
"It's the rule."
So, I had lunch with an A&R from Def Jam today. Don't get hyped, he wasn't talking anything that I wanted to hear. I didn't tell any of you anything because I didn't want to jinx it. He really wanted me to reform myself to "what's hot at the moment". That's really, uhm... gay?
Anyway, man - I really don't feel like talking about the festivities of today. It was really pointless. Man, niggas are stupid. I have a really bad headache now. Well, you know, I'm allergic to niggas. That's mad stupid. Like the shit this nigga pulled was fucking childish. I'll never go anywhere with him again. If you want to know, I'll tell you - but I'm not blogging about it. At least not tonight.
Oh yea! I washed and waxed my truck today. That was amazing. Big Money is shining and shit. It was my first real "father/son project". I'm kind of jealous, because I was watching the kids out there with their fathers.
Hold, intermission.
Ki.
Okay, that's all. Ki told me to - wait... She's still talking.
Ki said, guys likes ghetto girls... Why do you think that is?
Okay, now let me finish my paragraph.
So, yea anyway - I was hella jealous of those kids who have their fathers now. They were playing baseball and shit. Like, fuck, I want that. Then I started thinking about a family. I seriously want a child that I can show how to catch a ball and stuff. That'd be so cool. Can you image me teaching my little person how to play ball? Then washing my car with my father, I thought about washing my child's first car with them. Lol, you know? Showing them one of the few things that he showed me. That'd be awesome.
Oh, Sierra! Hey. I hadn't talked to you in forever. Aw, it's been so long since the last time we spoke. We have a lot of catching up to do, you know? Like, wow - you've grown so much. Remember our little thing? I've grown a lot since then too. I think I'm a lot worse with a few things though. Like, how I never call people first, or fight for what I want. Heh, damn - those were the days. I kind of missed you for a bit, you know? I always wondered what you were doing. Eh, you just cut me off. Sigghhhh! It's okay, though. I understand. Keep in touch this time around, though. I'm proud of you.
I guess I'll tell y'all what happened now. This nigga Dub sets his phone down at CiCi's. That's an all you can eat pizza joint if you don't know. Well, he sets his phone down and someone picks it up. Oops? Dumb ass. That's his fault. So he puts on a scene and he was cursing hella loud. Like, then he says he wants to go. Nigga, what did you pay for? We're not leaving until I feel like leaving. Like, he really was flippin' out. That shit was embarrassing.
Okay, so I'm out.
Goodnight.
2 comments:
We aint no dickwads! >:O
Get shot, ho.
Get shot!
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