Oh, hey...
Guess what? I have great news! I lost my fucking job. Isn't that awesome!? Wait, wait, then they let me go at the perfect time, yo! Right when I get four bills and gas hits $4.00! Omg, they're so considerate. Gosh, I'm so grateful that they fired me today. Yes! They've given me extra stress! Isn't that so kind of them? You know, it's even better that they have me work nights and when I transfer back to days, within an hour of my first shift back on days they fire me because they're "in an hours crunch"! They used me to work their night shift that no one else wanted, then fire me when I can't do it anymore. That's extremely swell of those guys.
I need a fucking miracle.
Well, thanks - because my plans are extremely fucked right now. That's cool, I'll find a way to get what I have to get done. My mother didn't raise anything similar to a bitch. I'm good. Some days I just wish life would give me a break. Eh, shit just hits me back to back to back to back. The fuck, yo? Like, damn - that's how you feel?
Damn, these niggas got me. I hate these niggas more than the Nazi.
Guess what? I have great news! I lost my fucking job. Isn't that awesome!? Wait, wait, then they let me go at the perfect time, yo! Right when I get four bills and gas hits $4.00! Omg, they're so considerate. Gosh, I'm so grateful that they fired me today. Yes! They've given me extra stress! Isn't that so kind of them? You know, it's even better that they have me work nights and when I transfer back to days, within an hour of my first shift back on days they fire me because they're "in an hours crunch"! They used me to work their night shift that no one else wanted, then fire me when I can't do it anymore. That's extremely swell of those guys.
I need a fucking miracle.
Well, thanks - because my plans are extremely fucked right now. That's cool, I'll find a way to get what I have to get done. My mother didn't raise anything similar to a bitch. I'm good. Some days I just wish life would give me a break. Eh, shit just hits me back to back to back to back. The fuck, yo? Like, damn - that's how you feel?
Damn, these niggas got me. I hate these niggas more than the Nazi.
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Those bitches.
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I'll help you kill them all if you'd like. I've got people.
You can audition for a part in the "Save The Forest" program at my school.
Be a tree or something of that nature.
Tall bastid.
damn @ carmine. Lawl.
i am sure you will find something, Jay. I know you will. If not I say we pan fry noodle dem hos!
WHO YA WIT?!?!?
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