Wednesday, April 30, 2008

102.

So, Ki is going to model these shoes for me. Omg, yes, so sexy right? Lol, I'm bullshittin' - but I'd love to see a female in these. It's the best of both worlds for me. I love to see a female in heels, but I also love sneakers. Like, come on. That's fucking gorgeous. I stole this picture off of Kanye's blog, though. The first female I see in those shoes, I'm going to drop down on my knee and ask you to marry me. So, please go out and cop these. I'm sure they're pretty pricey - but for my affection, it's well worth it. Just think about it, for every dollar spent - there is a chance of love from me. Now you tell me that that's not a great counter for each dollar. Which one of you lucky ladies will go out and buy these shoes for my love? I don't want to see no big behemoth foot in them, either. And no fat girls. You know you too big for them heels, girl. Remember that one joke? Your mother is so fat, every time she wear heels she strikes oil? Yea, fat hoes - don't wear them. Well, matter of fact, with the gas prices on the rise like they are, feel free to rock the kicks so lovely. Lol! Man, I seriously want to see a female in those. That would pretty much make every fantasy worth while. Yeeno?!

Well, today - I've been on a heavy grind. I've banged out a few songs. I think that I'm going to like this By Any Means Necessary project. I don't think I'm going to scratch it like I did Press Conference. Well, let's not speak too soon. Yea, I'm going to post up one of the songs I did. China has it on her blog. - blushes. Well, here's the song. It's called "She Wants That". I think I mentioned it in my previous blog. Remember to pause the song on the side, slow ones.



She want that - oh my gaawwuudd! Lol, you want it girl. Don't front - I know you want it! Really now. The other songs I did were Face The Law & Sport Fly Shit. Yessir, it's beautiful. Oh, I said some nasty shit on this song. Listen closely to the second verse. You ever had your kitty licked while standing on your hands? Ugh, I'm embarrassed. LOL! Seriously though, have you? Yeen had that Gorilla Jones lovin'! All the more reasons to go cop those shoes that I've mentioned up top. Don't front.

Eh, I don't talk to London as much anymore. She's actin' brand new, I see. Little bitch better speak to me soon if she wants to continue her time on this earth. We used to be so close, now we don't have anything to say to each other. Eh, I don't like that. I talked to her today and her answers were all short and shit. Like she wasn't really fuckin' with me - that's cool. I haven't spoken to Cue either. Eh, fuck her too. Cue used to text me everyday, now she must of forgotten how to text. That's cool. Jae still loves me and I love her back. Isn't that right, Jae? It better be.

This bitch nigga Ace was supposed to call me back in 15 minutes. I guess he's all caked up with Kayla and shit. Those fag ass niggas. OMG! I think he just did something that he wasn't supposed to do. Wait, nevermind - now that I think of it - he's cool on that. Whew, oh my! I'm glad that wasn't how I thought it was. Nevermind, y'all don't need to know what I'm talking about. Lol! Just know I thought this nigga almost fucked some shit up. He's good.

Damn, I feel like smoking a black, though. I don't want to go sit outside by myself and smoke one. I don't have anyone to call. Bae went to go lay down a few hours ago. Eh, hopefully her fag as is feeling better. Brooke went to sleep. Word, her and I almost had a good talk - but she wants to be a fag too. Courtney is probably all caked up. I am soooo lonely! I have nobodyyyy! Fuck that shit! Lol.

Hm, I wonder what Lizzy is doing? Don't ask, it was just a thought. I hadn't spoken to her today. Lmao at me typing "I haden't smoked to her today." - I really need that black now. So anyway, I have to work tomorrow - but I'm not going in. I'm calling off. I need one more day off to work on some things and just relax. Man, this night shit is killing me. Wait, this paragraph is supposed to be about Lizzy, pause - rewind - play. So, yea - I hadn't spoken to Lizzy today. I see she redid Ace's blog. That shit is gorgeous. Well, minus the pictures of him. The colors are cool. My shit is still better, fagboi.

I still feel like talking, but I don't want to make this blog extremely long and shit, man. I know all of you are illiterate and have trouble reading simple words. I'm not using an extensive vocabulary. I mean imagine if I used words that your cognitive process found arduous to comprehend. The enigmatic nature of... Nevermind, I don't feel like getting essay-like on you guys. I don't want your brains to explode all over my blog and shit.

Yo, I love old school Hip-Hop, right? You know that Slick Rick song La Di Da Di? It's on my blog, but peep the lyrics! Lol, tell me this doesn't sound like a day in my life.

And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss
I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss"
She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying
I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!"
I said, "I am -- go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!"
To the heart tick tock you don't stop
To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it!

Son even said 19!

Okay, I'm gone.

4 comments:

Chmy said...

Nigga, if I find out that you've smoked a black tonight, I'm going to break your face.

And yes. Those heels make your blog look very feminine. YOU GO GIRL!

I'd be sexy in those shoes.. Nigga, is you talking about getting a ring?

NIKE THEORY said...

I'm sayin', though.
If you rock those shoes - I'd put a ring on your finger right now, doe!
Like, right the fuck NOW!

Bitch, I'm iz a boy!

And, uhm - I'm about to go smoke right now.
:)

Brooke. ♫ said...

i want that, oh muh gawd.
:]
j/k fagmonster.

NIKE THEORY said...

Bitch, you want that oh my gawwwuwuwuddududud!