Twenty-one-hundred blog views in a week, really? Hmph, y'all hoes be lurkin' so tough though. Anyway, man - I have the fucking worst stomach ache ever. Like, fucking shit - this shit is crippling. I tried to lay down and I dozed off, then it felt like a fist just grabbed all of my insides and twisted them. So, now I'm up blogging. I think I fell asleep on Juelz, because when I woke up my screen saver was in my ear. Yea, that's what woke me up, the sound that my phone makes when the screen saver comes on. Oops, my bad.
I guess I woke up in time, because as soon as I opened my eyes - my moms called my name to let me know she was going to her dude's house for the night. That's cool, I have the house to myself. I might as well finish up this song I'm working on called "Good Morning, Beautiful." - That shit is tough, yo. It's been taking a lot to write this song because of how complicated the beat is and it's a different concept. Lol, I think you dudes are going to like it though.
What did I do today? Nothing much really. I talked to my Aussie-boo Elle on the phone today. She called me all the way from Australia! Aw, I feel important. I realize here in the United States and over there, life is completely different. She says I'd be a god over there. Psh, I'm a god everywhere. Pause, no blasphemy. I'm just that nigga though. Don't front like yeeno!
Ugh, what the fuck is this shit on my TV? How the fuck my shit get on Lifetime? I know damned well I wasn't watchin' this shit. When I turned my TV on this shit was on. Who the fuck? What the fuck? I don't even wanna know, really. Eh, that means someone was in my room & I can't stand that. If that's one of the most disrespectful things ever. Nigga, if you gone be in my room - at least turn my TV back to the channel I had it on. You're bold as fuck, whoever you are.
So, Jeanri & Drey don't have a set day when they got together. This is why two idiots shouldn't date. Lmao, I'm playing! February27thFTW? Yea, FTW. Lol, I hate them niggas. Word is they hate each other. You ain't hear that from me, and I ain't hear that from Drey. Cool? Cool.
Anyway we had a talk today. I told her something that I hadn't told anyone in a while. Damn, that shit felt good. Lol, she deserves it. I hope she knows that and believes that she does though. Eh, I still don't think she's grasped that fact that I'm not going anywhere. Who can blame her though? She hasn't had exactly what one would call a great relationship past. It's cool though, I'm up for the challenge to prove to her that I'm here to stay. You know?
Fuck - my damned stomach is killing me. I guess I'ma get off this blog and turn a beat on. If not, I'ma go lay back down and watch a movie of some sorts. Ugh, this shit on my TV. How To Deal? What kinda gay movie is this? Didn't Frankie J have a fag song by that title? I'm not gone front, I liked that song. Lol, some bitch said it was "our" song. Ho, I ain't even talk to you like that - fall back.
If Jeanri sends one more GM - I put on my life I'll strangle that bitch. Oh, I found out Lewan and Jarell be feelin' on each other hard body, son. Them niggas gets it in on each other. Wan said Rell moved the PS2 to his room so that they could act like they're playing the game - but play a different game when the door is closed. Now if that ain't Elton John, I don't know what is. Pause, no im_RICH.
Damn, what blog number is this? Anyway, I need something for my stomach, any suggestions?
BACK.
WTF @ A Bepto Bismol commercial coming on right after I posted this blog?
I guess I woke up in time, because as soon as I opened my eyes - my moms called my name to let me know she was going to her dude's house for the night. That's cool, I have the house to myself. I might as well finish up this song I'm working on called "Good Morning, Beautiful." - That shit is tough, yo. It's been taking a lot to write this song because of how complicated the beat is and it's a different concept. Lol, I think you dudes are going to like it though.
What did I do today? Nothing much really. I talked to my Aussie-boo Elle on the phone today. She called me all the way from Australia! Aw, I feel important. I realize here in the United States and over there, life is completely different. She says I'd be a god over there. Psh, I'm a god everywhere. Pause, no blasphemy. I'm just that nigga though. Don't front like yeeno!
Ugh, what the fuck is this shit on my TV? How the fuck my shit get on Lifetime? I know damned well I wasn't watchin' this shit. When I turned my TV on this shit was on. Who the fuck? What the fuck? I don't even wanna know, really. Eh, that means someone was in my room & I can't stand that. If that's one of the most disrespectful things ever. Nigga, if you gone be in my room - at least turn my TV back to the channel I had it on. You're bold as fuck, whoever you are.
So, Jeanri & Drey don't have a set day when they got together. This is why two idiots shouldn't date. Lmao, I'm playing! February27thFTW? Yea, FTW. Lol, I hate them niggas. Word is they hate each other. You ain't hear that from me, and I ain't hear that from Drey. Cool? Cool.
Anyway we had a talk today. I told her something that I hadn't told anyone in a while. Damn, that shit felt good. Lol, she deserves it. I hope she knows that and believes that she does though. Eh, I still don't think she's grasped that fact that I'm not going anywhere. Who can blame her though? She hasn't had exactly what one would call a great relationship past. It's cool though, I'm up for the challenge to prove to her that I'm here to stay. You know?
Fuck - my damned stomach is killing me. I guess I'ma get off this blog and turn a beat on. If not, I'ma go lay back down and watch a movie of some sorts. Ugh, this shit on my TV. How To Deal? What kinda gay movie is this? Didn't Frankie J have a fag song by that title? I'm not gone front, I liked that song. Lol, some bitch said it was "our" song. Ho, I ain't even talk to you like that - fall back.
If Jeanri sends one more GM - I put on my life I'll strangle that bitch. Oh, I found out Lewan and Jarell be feelin' on each other hard body, son. Them niggas gets it in on each other. Wan said Rell moved the PS2 to his room so that they could act like they're playing the game - but play a different game when the door is closed. Now if that ain't Elton John, I don't know what is. Pause, no im_RICH.
Damn, what blog number is this? Anyway, I need something for my stomach, any suggestions?
BACK.
WTF @ A Bepto Bismol commercial coming on right after I posted this blog?
4 comments:
you need some hot tea to calm your stomach.. or just let me punch you ;] that usually does the trick too.
wow @ her calling you all the way from australia. i have family in australia :] i mean, that's like crazy far.
Nigga, you know good and well you were watching Lifetime.
Fronting is a habit.
smh =\
You'd let me in your room, and I'd change your channel if I pleased. :)
I believe you, I trust you, I'm for you - entirely.
I hope your stomach feels better, baby. I had stomach pain the day before, then you got it. It's no goodddd.
& Don't go strangling nobody, baby.
ayyyye ^^; I didn't say you'd be a God! Or did I? lul, either way it's pretty much true, damn aussie bitches. xo
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