So, Chinaman calls me, right? She on some stupid Happy Birthday shit. Tell me why this ho gone be like... Nevermind, I forgot what I was going to say, because this ho gone tell me to stop typing so fast. Damn stupid little, ho. She tells me to blog, why she gone say:
"Go make another blog, go make five... I'm serious... Straight face."
Who just say straight face on the phone? Ol' stupid little ho. Man, it's taking me so long to write this damned blog. I swear she gay as fuck. She on the phone talkin' about some bitch ass. She sayin' that this bitch booty isn't attractive. Like, ho why are you lookin' at this bitch Ass?
Lmao, I've been typing this blog for hella long and this is far that I got.
[2:25AM]
Damn, I'm back now. Lol, I guess I'll sit here and finish this blog up. I just got off the phone with China, Eric, & Juelz. Everyone just kind of faded off. Eric and Lizzy went to go cake and I have no idea what happened to Juelz and China. Them niggas just left me to spend the wee hours alone. -sighs. It's okay, I don't need nobody! I'll have fun by myself.
I thank everyone who has told me Happy Birthday and taken the time out to make sure that my day is special. Your efforts haven't gone wasted. I appreciate every text message and every call I got. I love y'all, really. Even the instant messages where well worth it.
PAUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!
Eric just linked me to this shit.
The FUCK I tell y'all? I told y'all that niggas was bitin' niggas. How do you bite Aaliyah?! How do you bite Musiq?! How do you bite Gucci Mane?! Lil' Boosie!? Wow. Don't come at me on no "he's still the best rapper alive" shit. I know everyone does it, but had had the nerve to go at Hov's neck and he's bitin' Jay-Z lines? What? Nigga, get the fuck out of here.
Eric, that's a great birthday present. THANK YOU.
Okay, resume.
Eh, my sister hasn't told me happy birthday yet. I'm sitting here talking to her and she's talking about her man. I swear, for the past few months every word out of her mouth has started with this nigga's name. I don't like dude like that. I try, but it's just some shit that I won't get over, sorry. Yah'meen, fuck it? She was quick to tell me that it was this niggas birthday the other day though. It's cool, I still got what y'all did.
Juelz wrote me a letter.
London bought me something.
Aasiyah got me a card.
Best presents ever. I love y'all.
Happy Birthday to the rest of the world who shares this wonderful day with me.
Eric, that's a great birthday present. THANK YOU.
Okay, resume.
Eh, my sister hasn't told me happy birthday yet. I'm sitting here talking to her and she's talking about her man. I swear, for the past few months every word out of her mouth has started with this nigga's name. I don't like dude like that. I try, but it's just some shit that I won't get over, sorry. Yah'meen, fuck it? She was quick to tell me that it was this niggas birthday the other day though. It's cool, I still got what y'all did.
Juelz wrote me a letter.
London bought me something.
Aasiyah got me a card.
Best presents ever. I love y'all.
Happy Birthday to the rest of the world who shares this wonderful day with me.
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Psh. I did not disappear...
I was all washing dishes; and yall
were all.. conversing, and i all..
didnt hear shit, so i all looked at
my phone and it was all showing my
back screen and i was all... 'okay' and im all like.. well, he's on the
phone so i'm all not gonna intrude
on his conversation and im all like
i heard him say he wasnt at the
computer so im all like.. no point
in IMing him and he all.. doesnt
know how to check his text when he
is on the phone anyways so.. that
wont work and finally im just like
well... idk.
the end.
You're my girl, lol.
An intrusion is quite welcome from you.
I mean...
I know that but like...
I just hate feeling like i'm intruding. Its a personal thing. =/
I don't like to interrupt.
It makes me fell awkward.
♥
aww.
"you're my girl ..."
"i know that but like ..."
AWWE!
Ah, I understand; but for future references, you're not intruding on anything involved in my life. I've fully let you in, so no need to think that way.
LMAO, fuck Eric.
Aw @ juelz.
I'm the same freaking way.
I hate calling & shit cuz I always feel like I'm bugging them.
:/
Hey now, that girl's ass was disgusting. It's not my fault she went around taking pictures and ish. =\
I clicked back over, and nobody was there.. :[
Sorry Jay.
And Jay-Z biting? Nigga, foreal?
Your sister? Eeh.. girls can be selfish sometimes.. maybe she hasn't realized yet..
:[
dont sweat it, though. Make the best of your day, because It is yours!
OKAY HO!?
LMAO, Lizzy.
Oddly enough, I agree with you. That's why I ask Juelz if I can call her every time I call.
LMAO! China, stop lookin' at that girls ass. Nasty ass nigga! Man, it's boring. Today is just another day. I'm watching movies and shit. Lol, just like any day. As far as my sister... Ehh, I'll tell you all about that next time we have a "talk". I didn't get too much into it for the blog.
HO.
Lizzy - that's why your the shit =]
Eric - You're gay.
=[
HAPPYBIRTHDAY CHICKEN BUTT
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