Guess what!? I fucking won my bid on ebay today! After like forever, I won one. I lost like three times, so I was determined to win that phone. Man, I'm all geeked up. That shit is amazing, yo. Lol, I was sitting here talking to Eric about how ebay is going to ruin my life and my family.
jay.: This shit is nerve wrecking.
jay.: My wife is going to leave me.
jay.: I'm going to lose my house.
jay.: My children.
jay.: My job.
jay.: ALL BECAUSE OF EBAY.
eric.: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
eric.: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!
jay.: LMAOOOOOOO!
jay.: "YOU WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING! MAKE A CHOICE, US OR CELL PHONE!"
jay.: "...O,o"
jay.: "JAMES!"
jay.: "Huh, Huh!?! 3 minutes left!"
jay.: "WE'RE LEAVING! GET YOUR THINGS KIDS!"
eric.: lmao.
jay.: "Uhm, bring me back a burger?"
eric.: lmaooooo
eric.:you wear like ... special gloves.
jay.: LMAODMADOM
jay.: THEY'RE GOOD LUCK.
jay.: LMAO
eric.: rabbits feet hanging from the computer.
jay.: LMAO
jay.: A STATUE OF A LEPRECHAUN
jay.: or lizzy...
jay.: Either one.
eric.: lmaooooo.
eric.: you can have lizzy.
eric.: and uhm ...
eric.: this keychain to hang her from your jeans with.
jay.: LMAOOO!
jay.: "RUB HER NOSE FOR GOOD LUCK!"
eric.: ONE CHANCE.
Okay, Lizzy - I'm sorry! I'll start being nice, okay? Don't go tell snitchin' and shit. Lol! We have to find a new person to talk about. Let's see, Juelz is up next. Eric, you ready? We're about to clown Juelz for a bit. Speaking of clowning people, Jarell we gotta get Kris ol' faggot ass. She be gettin' away with too much. We don't like mexicans around here, dude.
So, the essence of absolute awesomeness is lingering around me right now because I won on eBay. The sad thing is, this is my first time ever. Lol, I don't even know what to do. I'm waiting on PayPal to clear my mawnee so I can buy the phone. I remember when PayPal was instant. Now them little faggots wanna be all three to five days and shit.
Hm, anyway. What did I do today? Ah, I know I haven't been to sleep since Friday at like 8am. I'm on my way on a crack head record of two days no sleep. Lol, I laid down earlier though because my contacts were irritating my eyes. Sad thing is, I'm not exactly sleepy yet. I guess I'll force myself to sleep in a little while. Right now, I'm just chillin'. Finally finished my taco bell - so in the morning I'm going to have to take a meannnn shit. Lmao, I quit. Too much information? I know. Yea, I just finished up Kris' blog, feel free to check it out. Click her name at the bottom of the blog and there you will be. She wanted something "springy"; that pink she had annoyed me.
So, I'm sitting here on the phone silent as hell. Lol, I don't know how to keep a conversation anymore. It's been a minute since I've been on the phone with someone. Eh, but when I'm silent - I'm usually thinking of what to say without sounding dumb. I know she sitting there like "this ol' boring ass nigga." - Oops? My bad. I have a lot of things I could say though. I just don't wanna sound lame and shit, lmao. Don't think me strange. How do you tell someone that their voice is so enticing that you say "hello" just to hear them speak; and when they do speak you can't help but to go into an innocent fantasy that only your mind will know? Eh, so I just sit here silent and shit. Lame, right?
Alright, I'ma go, but before I go - one more thing.
jay.: This shit is nerve wrecking.
jay.: My wife is going to leave me.
jay.: I'm going to lose my house.
jay.: My children.
jay.: My job.
jay.: ALL BECAUSE OF EBAY.
eric.: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
eric.: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!
jay.: LMAOOOOOOO!
jay.: "YOU WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING! MAKE A CHOICE, US OR CELL PHONE!"
jay.: "...O,o"
jay.: "JAMES!"
jay.: "Huh, Huh!?! 3 minutes left!"
jay.: "WE'RE LEAVING! GET YOUR THINGS KIDS!"
eric.: lmao.
jay.: "Uhm, bring me back a burger?"
eric.: lmaooooo
eric.:you wear like ... special gloves.
jay.: LMAODMADOM
jay.: THEY'RE GOOD LUCK.
jay.: LMAO
eric.: rabbits feet hanging from the computer.
jay.: LMAO
jay.: A STATUE OF A LEPRECHAUN
jay.: or lizzy...
jay.: Either one.
eric.: lmaooooo.
eric.: you can have lizzy.
eric.: and uhm ...
eric.: this keychain to hang her from your jeans with.
jay.: LMAOOO!
jay.: "RUB HER NOSE FOR GOOD LUCK!"
eric.: ONE CHANCE.
Okay, Lizzy - I'm sorry! I'll start being nice, okay? Don't go tell snitchin' and shit. Lol! We have to find a new person to talk about. Let's see, Juelz is up next. Eric, you ready? We're about to clown Juelz for a bit. Speaking of clowning people, Jarell we gotta get Kris ol' faggot ass. She be gettin' away with too much. We don't like mexicans around here, dude.
So, the essence of absolute awesomeness is lingering around me right now because I won on eBay. The sad thing is, this is my first time ever. Lol, I don't even know what to do. I'm waiting on PayPal to clear my mawnee so I can buy the phone. I remember when PayPal was instant. Now them little faggots wanna be all three to five days and shit.
Hm, anyway. What did I do today? Ah, I know I haven't been to sleep since Friday at like 8am. I'm on my way on a crack head record of two days no sleep. Lol, I laid down earlier though because my contacts were irritating my eyes. Sad thing is, I'm not exactly sleepy yet. I guess I'll force myself to sleep in a little while. Right now, I'm just chillin'. Finally finished my taco bell - so in the morning I'm going to have to take a meannnn shit. Lmao, I quit. Too much information? I know. Yea, I just finished up Kris' blog, feel free to check it out. Click her name at the bottom of the blog and there you will be. She wanted something "springy"; that pink she had annoyed me.
So, I'm sitting here on the phone silent as hell. Lol, I don't know how to keep a conversation anymore. It's been a minute since I've been on the phone with someone. Eh, but when I'm silent - I'm usually thinking of what to say without sounding dumb. I know she sitting there like "this ol' boring ass nigga." - Oops? My bad. I have a lot of things I could say though. I just don't wanna sound lame and shit, lmao. Don't think me strange. How do you tell someone that their voice is so enticing that you say "hello" just to hear them speak; and when they do speak you can't help but to go into an innocent fantasy that only your mind will know? Eh, so I just sit here silent and shit. Lame, right?
Alright, I'ma go, but before I go - one more thing.
LITTLE JEANRI!?
IMSTANDINGONMYMONEYLOOKINGDOWNATTHESKY.
Outro.
6 comments:
You and Eric, and everyone else - better keep my name out of your font.
Understood?
=]
Nothing you say, is ever lame.
Even when I tell you that you're lame.
I don't think you're boring.
Does it sound like my conversation is any better?
=|
It really isn't.
Sorry.
I hope you don't die when Jeanri stabs you.
Psh, we'll talk about you if we please.
Got it? Got it.
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Eh, lol - I feel lame.
I swear I can't hold any type of conversation.
I'ma take a class or some shit.
&
Jeanri? Stab? Who? Nahhhh....
[Wilder Valderamma] You ready Jay? Let's boogie!
[Jay] Juelz head is so big ... blah blah.
[Eric] :O ... I can't believe you said that!
-consoles Juelz.
lmao the conversation with you and eric had me in tears.
aww, you so scared of sounding lame. thats so cute :]. nigga, sound lame, go ahead. EMBRACE YOUR LAME/DORKY/GEEK - ness! It is the way of life
:]
I do it.
LMAO @ THIS NIGGA ERIC MOVING IN!
Foul.
& I've been on your side.
:( Niggas ain't shit.
CHELSIE'S STILL ALIVE?! w0t?!
What's up, guhl?
China, smmfh! Nigga, no! I'm too cool for all that dumb shit.
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