Saturday, March 1, 2008

50.

My blog is super silent, huh? That's what the fucking fileden does. Out of no where it says "bandwidth exceeded". For? Nigga, I haven't even uploaded shit. Every play list I have it does the same thing. That's some gay shit, right? Anyway, moving on. I went shopping today for my birthday. I bought a few pairs of shoes and outfits to go with them all. I'm getting my Blackjack 2 tomorrow, hopefully. Eh, I'ma try eBay one more time. I'ma bid at the very last minute though. Lol, hopefully I get that shit. Hold on, let me put some music on. Alright, back - heh. I typed these lyrics up from this Because Of You(Remix) with Joe Budden on it. This niggas verse is crazy. Okay, time to turn this song off - it's soft. I need some gangster shit.

w0t!?

I feel like a million bucks!

Lol! There we go, something to listen to. Are you in that mood yet?! Why not!? This nigga be gettin' it in, dude. Swear on life. I feel like calling Juelz, hold on - let me ask her if I can call her. Lmao, yes I ask my girlfriend if it's okay to call. You got a problem? Fall back, nigga. Anyway, while all that is going down - this nigga Joey! Name a better rapper right now. Ga'head. Okay, now name a rapper hungrier than him. Not a one right now. Son is hot!

Dude, this nigga Eric put me up on son Drake. Whew! This nigga can spit, bruh. I ain't know dude was from that fag show Degrassi though. I ain't watch that shit. Lol, Juelz told me that this morning. Matter fact, let me go listen to that song Brand New.

jay.: Let me call you.
juelz.: You, call liddo ol' me?
juelz.: lmao.
juelz.: kay.

-Calls.

"What are you doing?" - Juelz
"BLAWWGGGIIN'" - Me
"Oh, you're so cool." - Juelz

I know, right! Somebody tell these dudes to respect my cool.

Man, I need a soda though - seriously. After I finish this blog I'ma go get one. Lol, anyway. Tell me why I move back with mom-dukes and all that good shit, right? So I get home and I didn't know she was here. I start playing the music loud as hell. She busts out her room like "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN" - Lmao, I was all embarrassed. Oops, my bad?

So, I wonder where Kris at? We talked yesterday - had a good heart to heart. She told me some real personal shit. She also told me she admired me. Man, do you know how good that shit feels? The feeling that you get when you know you're appreciated. I love her. You mad? Fuck you too.

Now, big news! Tell me why Cue is cheating on me with my cousin. Fuck her and fuck that nigga. Gasp! She made me feel all bad last night, tawmbou' she gone leave me and shit! London put me on game today. Scripts took my chick, it's cool. Fuck both of them. I'm dissin' that ho ass nigga!

No, she's not my real girlfriend. Don't go runnin' & tellin' Juelz I'm cheating.

I got some cookies, yo! w00t. Chips Ahoy! Them peanut butter jawns, bro! I'm about to put the smash on them as soon as I go to the store and get something to drink. See, this is why I can't live with someone. If somebody ate my cookies I might cry. I'm stingy, lmao!

Eh, I think I'm going to do a blog for my music soon. I'm not sure yet. What y'all think? Speaking of music. Why is Trey Songz a better rapper than 70% of the mainstream rappers today? That's wild. How y'all let a singer outshine y'all. Get the fuck out.

Lmao, I'm out though.

Oh, I got a new yahoo name.
Add me: nike.theory

ISANYTHINGIMDOINGBRANDNEW?!
Outro.

Hold up, wait a minute!
LET ME PUT SOME ASIAN IN IT!

BACK GUISE!

I found little Lizzy!

20 comments:

Her. said...

Baby, you have no cool to respect.
=(

NIKE THEORY said...

THE COOLEST NIGGA, WHAT?!
Get the fuck out.

Her. said...

Sooner or later;
you're going to have to accept facts.

You're not cool.

The end.

NIKE THEORY said...

Nigga, I'm iz super cool.
You're cool by association.

Her. said...

Psh. Niggaplease.
I BEEN cool.

I'm so mad you put that there.
It's so horrible.
=(
I hope Liz stabs you.

NIKE THEORY said...

LMAO! Nigga yeen cool.

LMAOADOMAODMDAOM!!
LITTLE LIZZY.

Too bad you found it.

the dumb flyest. said...

:O

im like ... appalled at that gif.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.

really though.

-cries.

Lizzy said...

I was gonna comment on every little thing in this blog but when I saw that GIF.

=O

HMPH!

HOW DARE YOU?
SLUTBAGGY!

NIKE THEORY said...

LMAO, ERIC!
LMAOO IT LIZZY, I SWEAR!
That's why she's so cheerful. :(
She's almost seen death.

Lizzy said...

HMPH!


-punch you

:[

That poor asian girl.
Got pulled by her ponytails!

HMPH!

the dumb flyest. said...

-thinks of the picture of lizzy with pigtails.

:-S

Lizzy said...

you have a fascination with my piggytails?

:D

NIKE THEORY said...

LMAO! Lizzy, I love you!
You had a rough childhood, I'm sorry.

the dumb flyest. said...

not reallllllly.

but let's say we do
and all be happy.!

=]

-cripwalks on Jay's blog.

Lizzy said...

DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!
GAHH.

eric was gettin' it in his living room.

the dumb flyest. said...

ugh!

we won't speak of that.

im mad her feet and dangerously close to the pavement.

c'mere lizzy ... let me grab your hair. :-"

NIKE THEORY said...

LMAO!
-gets in the car.
Eric you grab, I drive.

Chmy said...

haaaa, your moms cursed yo ass out.

[lilkidvoice]naaa, na, nanaaa, na[/lilkidvoice]

And nigga you just now getting up on Drake? Lateness! Oh, and the BlackJack is ghey, suits you well. :)

dollface said...

LOLLLLL

dollface said...

AND WHY ISN'T MY NAME AT THE BOTTOM,BITCH!?