r e l l . ™: go find me some bitches
j a y . ™: Eh, I have none.
j a y . ™: You got them all.
r e l l . ™: nah you babysitting them all
r e l l . ™: wont let me get any
j a y . ™: Nah, they all want jarell.
j a y . ™: You give me the ones with boyfriends and shit.
r e l l . ™: ckuz u give me the one in love with pussy
Lmao, this dumb ass nigga. That's what you call the "no come back" line right there. That's my dude nonetheless. Probably one of the realest niggas I'll run across. I was reading his blog and shit, this nigga said some real shit. Peep this...
ohyeah, WE FOUNDJAIMAIYAH h/e you spell her name, bitch was hiding. know damn well her computer didnt crash. Shit is in perfect condition. lie`n ass two toned weave wearing ass ho WHATYOUTHINKYOUKEYSHIACOLE? go bald then ho. but that's fucked up what she did to jay gone disapear 2 weeks before they gone meet up and now she's back when he's bagging something ? saying she had a niggah on the side ? and she sorry ? b holuprewind,pause,printscreen. bitchsaywhat ? bitch go to sleep. dig a hole...
My nigga, man. I was reading through Jeanri's blog too and she said some shit about the situation. I swear, I have the best friends ever. I love all y'all losers; although most times I hate you - don't speak on my my oxymoron, ho. You people are the best fucking fucktards a fuck could have. Really, I mean it. From the bottom of my empty chest.
Well anyway, today I did a song called Closure. I'll post the imeem player in the blog. Remember, you stupid fuck, turn off the playlist at the top before you hit play on the imeem player. It's only common sense.
Yea, smoke one to that. Hey, don't forget to download my mixtape, hoes. Anyway, I dedicate this blog to shorty's mom. Yes, mom "shorty got a thing for the kid." Heh, but the kid(grownmanthough) has a thing for shorty as well. So what's up? How are you doing? I guess I'll tell you something about myself. First off, whatever she told you was all lies! Unless she said I was like a Greek God or something, then I'll tell let you believe it. You ain't hear it from me though! Lol, I guess this is the wackest "formal introduction" ever. Moving on, I'm Jay. I'm currently enrolled in college at Full Sail in Florida. I'll be starting the next semester. As far as dreams in life, I don't have any. I believe a dream is a false state of being that can only be achieved in a state of tranquility. Eh, the problem with that - when you awake, reality is there again. So I'd like to say I have goals. I do have a many of goals in which that I plan on accomplishing. But yes, ehh - I like your daughter. I'm not an advocate of cheating, so I guess, as cliche as it sounds - I can't help but wait.
Okay, now guys! Back to your regularly scheduled program. Don't hate because I don't write to your mother's in my blog. You mad? You madddddd?! I'd be mad too. Lol, man - I'm chillin' right now. I think I'm about to go dip out and buy some taco bell. Dude, though! Last night I talked to my boocakes Kris. Omg, I love that girl to death. She sent the the cutestlittlepicture ever. Look.
j a y . ™: Eh, I have none.
j a y . ™: You got them all.
r e l l . ™: nah you babysitting them all
r e l l . ™: wont let me get any
j a y . ™: Nah, they all want jarell.
j a y . ™: You give me the ones with boyfriends and shit.
r e l l . ™: ckuz u give me the one in love with pussy
Lmao, this dumb ass nigga. That's what you call the "no come back" line right there. That's my dude nonetheless. Probably one of the realest niggas I'll run across. I was reading his blog and shit, this nigga said some real shit. Peep this...
ohyeah, WE FOUNDJAIMAIYAH h/e you spell her name, bitch was hiding. know damn well her computer didnt crash. Shit is in perfect condition. lie`n ass two toned weave wearing ass ho WHATYOUTHINKYOUKEYSHIACOLE? go bald then ho. but that's fucked up what she did to jay gone disapear 2 weeks before they gone meet up and now she's back when he's bagging something ? saying she had a niggah on the side ? and she sorry ? b holuprewind,pause,printscreen. bitchsaywhat ? bitch go to sleep. dig a hole...
My nigga, man. I was reading through Jeanri's blog too and she said some shit about the situation. I swear, I have the best friends ever. I love all y'all losers; although most times I hate you - don't speak on my my oxymoron, ho. You people are the best fucking fucktards a fuck could have. Really, I mean it. From the bottom of my empty chest.
Well anyway, today I did a song called Closure. I'll post the imeem player in the blog. Remember, you stupid fuck, turn off the playlist at the top before you hit play on the imeem player. It's only common sense.
Yea, smoke one to that. Hey, don't forget to download my mixtape, hoes. Anyway, I dedicate this blog to shorty's mom. Yes, mom "shorty got a thing for the kid." Heh, but the kid(grownmanthough) has a thing for shorty as well. So what's up? How are you doing? I guess I'll tell you something about myself. First off, whatever she told you was all lies! Unless she said I was like a Greek God or something, then I'll tell let you believe it. You ain't hear it from me though! Lol, I guess this is the wackest "formal introduction" ever. Moving on, I'm Jay. I'm currently enrolled in college at Full Sail in Florida. I'll be starting the next semester. As far as dreams in life, I don't have any. I believe a dream is a false state of being that can only be achieved in a state of tranquility. Eh, the problem with that - when you awake, reality is there again. So I'd like to say I have goals. I do have a many of goals in which that I plan on accomplishing. But yes, ehh - I like your daughter. I'm not an advocate of cheating, so I guess, as cliche as it sounds - I can't help but wait.
Okay, now guys! Back to your regularly scheduled program. Don't hate because I don't write to your mother's in my blog. You mad? You madddddd?! I'd be mad too. Lol, man - I'm chillin' right now. I think I'm about to go dip out and buy some taco bell. Dude, though! Last night I talked to my boocakes Kris. Omg, I love that girl to death. She sent the the cutestlittlepicture ever. Look.
Awwww, look at her! Kris, I swear you've been an amazing friend for as long as I've known you. You're the only one that I kept around when I went through a lot of transitions in life. I've lost a lot of people due to changed characters, but you're still there! I only put the mixtape out so early because of you. Don't quote me on this, because I'ma still talk shit and deny that I even said this! Lol, love you though.
Eh, I thought about her today though. I thought about her a lot today. I was going through my friends blogs and I ran across something Twan said. He said something about he's happy the others didn't work out because he wouldn't have who he's with now. That's so true. I'm glad my previous relationships got fucked up. Eh, because now I can work on something new and something that feels right. Let's just hope it is, ya'kno?
So guys, I think I'ma leave this one kind of not as long as usual. Compared to most of y'all blogs, this is a book. Lol, I guess I'll be brief today. I'm happy Jarell bitch ass is back on the long blog tip! That nigga had me worried for a minute with all them pussy ass two word blogs. I thought he was turning into a female. Lol, be easy bros and hoes!
IOFFERYOUCLOSURE.
Outro.
13 comments:
Wow, youre gay.
Who talks to peoples mom, through a blog though?
LAME. lmao.
I kid, i kid.
moving on;
I meant to mention; I dig that track like - a lot.
next;
i want to meet this 'shorty'. I've got to approve.
third;
Hi, Jarell.
Okay, bye.
Juelz.
Her mom > You.
Game over.
Ahh, thanks though on the track. I appreciate it.
You can meet her if you'd like though.
AND DONT SPEAK TO THAT BITCH IN MY COMMENTS, FO I KILL HIM.
LMAO.
but yo, yo, jay....
You mad, son?
YOU MAD?!
JARELL!
Do something.
Hell yea I'm mad.
[fights you.]
Do you guys ever sleep.
Lawl.
You two toned weave wearing ass ho's
sup Jay!
its been two thousand years since we talked homie.
looks like you're doing really good though!
-Bee
oh yeah...
i thought Jahmia (sp) was dead too son! ain't that a bitch. .
word up son.
fuck them hoes.
oh and i didnt write that, thats what krys said in her BLOG fag.
LMAO! Alek, I still haven't been to sleep. I tried to sleep for Juelz, but I just found myself laying there.
Brandi, lmao! You thought she was dead? Man... It's a long story.
Twan, how about you die slow? I hate you ho.
lmao, yeah, word in my yahoo box was that she was dead.
but aye! hit me on y! sometimes, brandi.beee
i want to know the long story lol.
Jeeze man, the mom thing was super cute. You fucking tool. :( I'M MAD!
Not really, but I am.
Shutup.
It's 1:14am and I'm up reading your damn blogs. These shits are entertaining. I need to start putting more thought into mine. Mine are just like a sloppy version of my thoughts as they occur. But ANYWHOOOOREE...
I shall go now. I like the track, love the blog, that girl's pick was cute, good luck with your goals, and I wanna be mentioned more. Kthnx.
Motherfff..
pic* not "pick".
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